17 Real-Life Comebacks That Were Funny, Devastating, Or Both
You ever see a comeback on social media that was just ~chef's kiss~?
1. When a young man wrecked a racist:
it was 1997 i was outside McDonald's on Queen St age 15, an old lady barked "speak English" at a pair of young Korean men and without missing a beat one of them goes "OOooo i want a nice cup of TEA look at ME I'm ENGLISH i want to eat PLAIN TOAST" i miss him every single day
2. When a Twitter user took down an entire studio:
@IndieWire Nothing more appropriate to honor the Jurassic Park legacy than opening before you should
3. When a Boomer made a stupid (and ableist!) meme and got immediately called out:

4. When Pizza Hut wrecked an entire soccer club:
Bit rich coming from a club that hasn't delivered since 1992... https://t.co/v2R2fLhcNq
5. When a Brit employed a well-timed pun:

6. When the author himself made his way into the thread:

7. When this person saved everyone $50:
You can do this already with a ZIP code. https://t.co/sVfNmDSQTo
8. When someone spoke for the trees:
so just fuck oxygen right? https://t.co/xGKvZaPozX
9. When not one, but TWO people used Vincent Van Gogh in their comebacks:
10. When a Facebook commenter laid down the law:

11. When Walmart didn't let a guy boast...about anything:
@chaselyons Why do you keep stealing eggplant, Chase?
12. When a podcaster responded after someone tried to mock him for working remotely:
@d__rob12 Just following the guidelines advised by the organization made up of individuals who have dedicated their entire lives to studying diseases and how to control and prevent them. I promise they know more than you.
13. When a dad had zero patience for his stepmother:

14. When a bigot got destroyed:

15. When a microbiologist had the best "get back to the kitchen" comeback ever:

16. When a "your mom" joke got turned into a "you're a big baby" joke:

17. And finally, when an 8-year-old proved that nobody is more devastating with comebacks than kids:
