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23 Signs That Cannot Be Trusted

These "signs" could have "used" some "proofreading."

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1. What's really going on at "bingo" night?

2. So, should I use staples then?

3. How long has this meat ~actually~ been out?

4. The "candy" is drugs, isn't it?

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5. Suuuuuure you do.

6. That really puts me at ease.

7. Am I...am I supposed to use my dick?

8. How exactly were these warmed?

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9. I don't even know what to do with this.

10. What are they really? ARE THEY VELOCIRAPTORS?

11. Yep. None. Mmm hmm.

12. I'll eat somewhere else, thanks.

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13. What does that mean? ARE THEY ACTUALLY GIANT PIGEONS IN DISGUISE?

14. It stands for "Burned Quail."

15. *squints in suspicion*

16. I'll stick with the Sierra Mist, thanks.

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17. Are you trying to sell me drugs?

18. Am I about to be arrested?

19. Is the front desk hitting on me right now?

20. Now get back to work, peasant!

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21. This is arguably worse than "sincerely."

22. You're coming off as a little sarcastic, margarine.

23. And finally...ow. My brain. Ow.

H/T to r/UnnecessaryQuotes