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    22 Times The Kardashians Proved That They're Actually Hilarious

    More like Keeping Up With the Hilarious Comebacks, am I right?

    1. When Scott gently reminded Kim that she doesn't need handouts.

    2. When Kourtney burned Kris Humphries so hard he could feel it through the TV.

    David Letterman: He wants an annulment, is that right? Why an annulment?

    Kim: He's suing me for an annulment based on the fact that I frauded him into marrying him for publicity.

    Kourtney: But, I think if she was gonna do it for publicity, she'd pick someone that people knew.

    Kim: [dies laughing]

    3. When Kris proved the public wrong.

    4. When Kourtney pointed out Kim's cry face.

    Kourtney: I start laughing at Kim when she's crying because I just can't help it. She has this ugly crying face that she makes.

    5. When Kris brought some reality to the situation.

    6. When Scott totally called out Kim's very short marriages.

    Kim: I just feel like I'm worried about mom a little bit...she just doesn't listen to me when I'm like, you should really take it slow.

    Scott: Didn't you get married both times after a couple of months?

    7. Twice.

    8. When both Kris and Khloe brought up Kim's hit single.

    Kris: Remember when Kim did her song "Jam"?

    Khloe: Mom, it's haunting me for the rest of my life.

    9. When Kim pretty much summed up the Internet.

    Khloe: Is it true that Bruce is doing Dancing with the Stars or no? It said online he was doing it.

    Kim: It also said online that I'm, like, fucking a donkey. So, like, I wouldn't believe anything online.

    10. When Scott dissed Kourtney's home decor.

    11. When Khloe called out Kim's first world problems.

    Kim: I have to get my nails done, I need a fitting. I can't even think of all the things I have to do.

    Khloe: I know. Life is hard. Life is tough.

    12. When Kourtney and Khloe mocked Kris' fashion choices.

    Khloe: Which way should we go Kourtney? This way or this way?

    Kris: This shows how much I'm confused about my life.

    13. When Scott wasn't really ready to be supportive.

    14. When Scott was great at sexting.

    15. When Bruce zinged Kris pretty bad.

    16. When Scott couldn't get Kim excited.

    17. When Scott tried to be romantic by reenacting The Notebook.

    18. When Rob and Scott took in some fine art.

    19. When Kris went coffin shopping.

    20. When Kourtney gave Kim some perspective.

    21. When Kim overreacted a little.

    Khloe: Kim just texted me saying, "How fucking dare you, you're such an evil bitch. You've crossed a line with me, you dumb, evil fucking troll. All I did was wake her up."

    22. And finally, when Scott learned the secret to getting on Kris' good side.

    Scott: I need to figure out a way to apologize to your mother.

    Khloe: Alcohol.