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    Updated on Sep 1, 2020. Posted on Nov 2, 2015

    22 Times The Kardashians Proved That They're Actually Hilarious

    More like Keeping Up With the Hilarious Comebacks, am I right?

    1. When Scott gently reminded Kim that she doesn't need handouts.

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    Kim: Oh look, someone sent us a free yoga membership.

    Scott: Thank god. You wouldn't have been able to afford it.

    2. When Kourtney burned Kris Humphries so hard he could feel it through the TV.

    David Letterman: He wants an annulment, is that right? Why an annulment?

    Kim: He's suing me for an annulment based on the fact that I frauded him into marrying him for publicity.

    Kourtney: But, I think if she was gonna do it for publicity, she'd pick someone that people knew.

    Kim: [dies laughing]

    3. When Kris proved the public wrong.

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    Kris: I did it without touching the lip of the bottle. And people say we have no talent.

    4. When Kourtney pointed out Kim's cry face.

    Kourtney: I start laughing at Kim when she's crying because I just can't help it. She has this ugly crying face that she makes.

    5. When Kris brought some reality to the situation.

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    Kris: Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister's going to jail!

    6. When Scott totally called out Kim's very short marriages.

    Kim: I just feel like I'm worried about mom a little bit...she just doesn't listen to me when I'm like, you should really take it slow.

    Scott: Didn't you get married both times after a couple of months?

    7. Twice.

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    Kourtney: I think Kim and Kris got into a fight, I don't really know.

    Scott: It's tough when you're married that long...a week or two.

    8. When both Kris and Khloe brought up Kim's hit single.

    Kris: Remember when Kim did her song "Jam"?

    Khloe: Mom, it's haunting me for the rest of my life.

    9. When Kim pretty much summed up the Internet.

    Khloe: Is it true that Bruce is doing Dancing with the Stars or no? It said online he was doing it.

    Kim: It also said online that I'm, like, fucking a donkey. So, like, I wouldn't believe anything online.

    10. When Scott dissed Kourtney's home decor.

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    Scott: Wow, this is sick. This is like what I'd like our house to look like, instead of fucking Beetlejuice.

    11. When Khloe called out Kim's first world problems.

    Kim: I have to get my nails done, I need a fitting. I can't even think of all the things I have to do.

    Khloe: I know. Life is hard. Life is tough.

    12. When Kourtney and Khloe mocked Kris' fashion choices.

    Khloe: Which way should we go Kourtney? This way or this way?

    Kris: This shows how much I'm confused about my life.

    13. When Scott wasn't really ready to be supportive.

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    Kris: She needs us right now.

    Scott: I think an email would be sufficient.

    14. When Scott was great at sexting.

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    Kourtney: Scott just texted me, "Knock knock. Who's there? It's my penis knocking on your back door."

    15. When Bruce zinged Kris pretty bad.

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    Kris: What if you couldn't hear my voice ever again?

    Bruce: Perfect!

    16. When Scott couldn't get Kim excited.

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    Scott: Get pumped up, show me your best pumped up face.

    Kim: [Ignores him completely]

    Scott: That's nice, I like the energy.

    17. When Scott tried to be romantic by reenacting The Notebook.

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    Kourtney: What are you doing?

    Scott: I wrote you 98 times on text message.

    Kourtney: Why are you hammering something? Do we even need something done out here?

    Scott: I can't quit you!

    18. When Rob and Scott took in some fine art.

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    Rob: Oh, look at the witches.

    Scott: Oh look, it looks like the Kardashian sisters.

    19. When Kris went coffin shopping.

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    Kris: This reminds me of...

    Rob: A Chanel purse.

    20. When Kourtney gave Kim some perspective.

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    Kim: I lost my earrings in the ocean!

    Kourtney: Kim, there's people that are dying.

    21. When Kim overreacted a little.

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    Khloe: Kim just texted me saying, "How fucking dare you, you're such an evil bitch. You've crossed a line with me, you dumb, evil fucking troll. All I did was wake her up."

    22. And finally, when Scott learned the secret to getting on Kris' good side.

    Scott: I need to figure out a way to apologize to your mother.

    Khloe: Alcohol.

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