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22 Times The Kardashians Proved That They're Actually Hilarious

More like Keeping Up With the Hilarious Comebacks, am I right?

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2. When Kourtney burned Kris Humphries so hard he could feel it through the TV.

David Letterman: He wants an annulment, is that right? Why an annulment?

Kim: He's suing me for an annulment based on the fact that I frauded him into marrying him for publicity.

Kourtney: But, I think if she was gonna do it for publicity, she'd pick someone that people knew.

Kim: [dies laughing]

4. When Kourtney pointed out Kim's cry face.

Kourtney: I start laughing at Kim when she's crying because I just can't help it. She has this ugly crying face that she makes.


6. When Scott totally called out Kim's very short marriages.

Kim: I just feel like I'm worried about mom a little bit...she just doesn't listen to me when I'm like, you should really take it slow.

Scott: Didn't you get married both times after a couple of months?

8. When both Kris and Khloe brought up Kim's hit single.

Kris: Remember when Kim did her song "Jam"?

Khloe: Mom, it's haunting me for the rest of my life.


9. When Kim pretty much summed up the Internet.

Khloe: Is it true that Bruce is doing Dancing with the Stars or no? It said online he was doing it.

Kim: It also said online that I'm, like, fucking a donkey. So, like, I wouldn't believe anything online.

11. When Khloe called out Kim's first world problems.

Kim: I have to get my nails done, I need a fitting. I can't even think of all the things I have to do.

Khloe: I know. Life is hard. Life is tough.

12. When Kourtney and Khloe mocked Kris' fashion choices.

Khloe: Which way should we go Kourtney? This way or this way?

Kris: This shows how much I'm confused about my life.


17. When Scott tried to be romantic by reenacting The Notebook.

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Kourtney: What are you doing?

Scott: I wrote you 98 times on text message.

Kourtney: Why are you hammering something? Do we even need something done out here?

Scott: I can't quit you!

22. And finally, when Scott learned the secret to getting on Kris' good side.

Scott: I need to figure out a way to apologize to your mother.

Khloe: Alcohol.