2.
Knowing where your emotion box is:
3.
Like, do people know about Venmo?
4.
But when you finally hear those magic words:
5.
When you get caught up in the frenzy:
6.
When you wish Maury could help you out:
7.
And you just know there's going to be a laughable Yelp review later:
8.
Nothing adds to your dinner rush like constant screaming:
9.
This'll happen every time, it's a law of nature:
11.
"Excuse me, where's our food?"
12.
Great, well, now that one's bussed too.
13.
All servers are masters of surveillance and stealth:
16.
There's always a battle between your heart and your checkbook:
17.
And there's always that one fuckup you realize later:
18.
But hey, sometimes you're a bit rushed and someone does THIS:
19.
At least you have life skills now, like this one:
20.
And you've gotten some perspective:
21.
Sometimes you get that one good day...
22.
You just gotta go pay it forward.
