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    21 Holy Jokes That'll Send You Straight To Heck For Laughing At Them

    "Jesus must've hated that his birthday fell so close to Christmas."

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    Bartender: I’m cutting you off. only water from now on Jesus: [sarcastically] oh no

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    [God creating the ocean] GOD: Just put water friggin everywhere. ANGEL: Nice, that way if they’re thirsty, they— GOD: Make it undrinkable.

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    Me: So Christ’s body is the bread? Priest: yes Me: and he rose from the grave Priest: yes... Me: because of the yeast? Priest: no Me: okay, none of this makes sense

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    GOD: there, my first animal :) SNAKE:youre not done right? How am I supposed to move? G:like this*shimmies* S: G:just kinda*shimmies* S:dude

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    Jesus must've hated that his birthday fell so close to christmas

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    Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

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    Jesus: this jesus bread is my body Disciples: *nodding* Jesus: this jesus wine is my blood. Disciples: *clapping* Jesus: this jesus fish is a sweet decal for your bumper Disciples: *just losing their shit*

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