1. This ~ageless~ take on a meme:
2. This very inappropriate Ratatouille joke:
Girl: Wow that was the best sex I’ve ever had, but I have to ask.... why are you wearing that goofy chef’s hat?? Me: *beet red and physically exhausted slowly takes off hat to reveal ratatouille controlling my every move*
3. And this, which should be the Ratatouille theme song:
4. This awkward cake:
5. This cruel joke:
6. This relatable post:
7. This pun:
8. This familiar sound:
9. This explanation:
10. This challenge:
11. This MVP of Beauty and the Beast:
My favorite character in Beauty and the Beast is this dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat.
12. This suggestion:
Missed opportunity by Disney imo
13. This style choice:
14. This reboot:
LITTLE MERMAID 2016: SEA WITCH URSULA: Your voice is mine mwaahahaha!!! ARIEL: *flicks eyes up; keeps texting*
15. This hope against hope, wish against wish:
Keep going, Disney Eventually, you'll run out of excuses Eventually, you will have to do live-action Goofy Movie https://t.co/CEUZgYUyKz
16. These evolutions:
this is only for thin women. for fat women it's: • chicken lady-in-waiting • lady who needs six eggs but it's too expensive • glamorous half octopus with hench-eels https://t.co/8HdgUsvDha
17. This little ditty:
me: I need to buy new stamps so I'm not sending out condolence cards with Disney villain stamps on them friend: no one grieves like Gaston, acts bereaved like Gaston me: how are you doing this friend: no one orders ornate funeral wreaths like Gaston
18. And this one:
Takes a screencap so he can subtweet like Gaston
19. This realization:
how old is flounder. he sounds like he's like 5. ariel is 16 and trading limbs to a witch for a man. why is she best friends with a tiny kid fish. christ
20. AND THIS ONE:
How does the little mermaid decide which creatures are her friends and which ones are her bra
21. And finally, this real-life Ratatouille:
