1. You're not this girl.
2. You'd probably be super hot to a medieval person.
3. These pictures exist.
4. You have a 100% track record.
5. You're not this poor lady.
6. This GIF exists.
7. You're not the Austrian army.
8. This is an amazing thing that happened.
9. And this, too.
10. You probably got this joke, unlike this person.
11. Dogs will ALWAYS love you.
12. You're probably the captain of a starship.
13. You're not typing up the longest document ever.
14. You're half mermaid!
15. This nun.
16. Your neighbors probably know you exist.
17. Your ancestors prove you're attractive.
18. You're not ANY of these people.
19. And this is what sloths look like when they poop.
