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19 Times "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Made You Laugh Uncontrollably

"Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when Pac-Man dies."

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1. When Terry got to be "Scary Terry."

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Boyle: I need someone to fill out a lineup. Will you be Scary Terry?

Terry: Oh, I love being Scary Terry. He says what regular Terry's thinking.

Terry (as Scary Terry): THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! I'M GONNA MISS THE FARMER'S MARKET!

2. When Gina made Peralta call her relatives and tell them she was dead.

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Gina: Is she crying?

Peralta: A little.

Gina: You should be wailing, you stone cold bitch! Now call my other grandma.

3. When Captain Holt quizzed Peralta about his locker.

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Holt: One is your locker. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?

Peralta: That one's the dump.

Holt: They're both your locker!

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4. When Terry and Peralta both made an important confession thanks to the lie detector.

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Terry: Is your favorite artist really Taylor Swift?

Peralta: No.

Terry: Lie.

Peralta: All right, fine. She is. She makes me feel things.

Terry: She makes ALL OF US feel things!

5. When Peralta and Santiago overcompensated a little.

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Boyle: So, how was the restaurant?

Santiago: SUCH A NORMAL TIME!

6. When Peralta spoke for Fuzzy.

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Peralta (as Fuzzy): I've been undercover so long, I've forgotten who I am. I have seen terrible things. I haven't known the touch of a woman in many moons.

7. When Peralta was right and Santiago was wrong.

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Peralta: Hello sir, how are you today? I am Detective Right-All-The-Time and this is my partner, Detective Terrible Detective.

8. When Terry got deep about an idiom.

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Terry: Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don't give candy to a baby! They can't brush their teeth!

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11. When Captain Holt disapproved of pictures.

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Holt: You can all use this time to clean up your desks. Look at this place: Half-eaten food, crumpled tissues, pictures of your families...

Terry: What's wrong with pictures?

Holt: If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like.

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12. When Gina wasn't a fan of Lord of the Rings.

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Gina: What are you doing? Give me the ring.

Peralta: You sound like Gollum.

Gina: That means nothing to me. I don't see those movies. I'm too pretty.

13. When Peralta and Terry weren't sitting ducks.

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Peralta: We're not gonna hang around like sitting ducks. We're gonna take the fight to them. Like some WADDLING ducks! If the waddling was super fast and cool.

Terry: Like some boss ass penguins!

14. When Peralta got overzealous at the blood drive.

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Peralta: I forgot to put up the posters and no one came, but don't worry, because I donated five pints all by me-self.

15. When the squad mocked Terry over his vasectomy.

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Terry: Thanks guys, I don't need any more input.

Diaz: Neither does your wife, I guess.

16. When Terry got passionate about Ross Gellar.

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Terry: I guess I didn't really think of you as that kind of friend.

Peralta: I'm every kind of friend. I'm Phoebe, I'm Chandler, I'm Rachel, I'm... who's the dinosaur guy?

Terry: Ross, bro! Ross!

17. When Peralta buying wine was all of us buying wine.

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Peralta: I'd like your finest bottle of wine, please.

Cashier: That will be $1600.

Peralta: Great, I'd like your eight dollarest wine please.

18. When Gina had the best insult ever.

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Gina: Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when Pac-Man dies.

19. And finally, when Captain Holt was just so Captain Holt.

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Holt: You've helped me find my smile.

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