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    19 Times "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Made You Laugh Uncontrollably

    "Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when Pac-Man dies."

    1. When Terry got to be "Scary Terry."


    Boyle: I need someone to fill out a lineup. Will you be Scary Terry?

    Terry: Oh, I love being Scary Terry. He says what regular Terry's thinking.


    2. When Gina made Peralta call her relatives and tell them she was dead.


    Gina: Is she crying?

    Peralta: A little.

    Gina: You should be wailing, you stone cold bitch! Now call my other grandma.

    3. When Captain Holt quizzed Peralta about his locker.


    Holt: One is your locker. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?

    Peralta: That one's the dump.

    Holt: They're both your locker!

    4. When Terry and Peralta both made an important confession thanks to the lie detector.


    Terry: Is your favorite artist really Taylor Swift?

    Peralta: No.

    Terry: Lie.

    Peralta: All right, fine. She is. She makes me feel things.

    Terry: She makes ALL OF US feel things!

    5. When Peralta and Santiago overcompensated a little.


    Boyle: So, how was the restaurant?

    Santiago: SUCH A NORMAL TIME!

    6. When Peralta spoke for Fuzzy.


    Peralta (as Fuzzy): I've been undercover so long, I've forgotten who I am. I have seen terrible things. I haven't known the touch of a woman in many moons.

    7. When Peralta was right and Santiago was wrong.


    Peralta: Hello sir, how are you today? I am Detective Right-All-The-Time and this is my partner, Detective Terrible Detective.

    8. When Terry got deep about an idiom.


    Terry: Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don't give candy to a baby! They can't brush their teeth!

    9. When Terry picked up Peralta.

    10. When Terry role-played to help out the office.

    As an angry prostitute, a confused old woman, a 7-year-old boy, and an unattended backpack.

    11. When Captain Holt disapproved of pictures.


    Holt: You can all use this time to clean up your desks. Look at this place: Half-eaten food, crumpled tissues, pictures of your families...

    Terry: What's wrong with pictures?

    Holt: If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like.

    12. When Gina wasn't a fan of Lord of the Rings.


    Gina: What are you doing? Give me the ring.

    Peralta: You sound like Gollum.

    Gina: That means nothing to me. I don't see those movies. I'm too pretty.

    13. When Peralta and Terry weren't sitting ducks.


    Peralta: We're not gonna hang around like sitting ducks. We're gonna take the fight to them. Like some WADDLING ducks! If the waddling was super fast and cool.

    Terry: Like some boss ass penguins!

    14. When Peralta got overzealous at the blood drive.


    Peralta: I forgot to put up the posters and no one came, but don't worry, because I donated five pints all by me-self.

    15. When the squad mocked Terry over his vasectomy.


    Terry: Thanks guys, I don't need any more input.

    Diaz: Neither does your wife, I guess.

    16. When Terry got passionate about Ross Gellar.


    Terry: I guess I didn't really think of you as that kind of friend.

    Peralta: I'm every kind of friend. I'm Phoebe, I'm Chandler, I'm Rachel, I'm... who's the dinosaur guy?

    Terry: Ross, bro! Ross!

    17. When Peralta buying wine was all of us buying wine.


    Peralta: I'd like your finest bottle of wine, please.

    Cashier: That will be $1600.

    Peralta: Great, I'd like your eight dollarest wine please.

    18. When Gina had the best insult ever.


    Gina: Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when Pac-Man dies.

    19. And finally, when Captain Holt was just so Captain Holt.


    Holt: You've helped me find my smile.