1. When Terry got to be "Scary Terry."
Boyle: I need someone to fill out a lineup. Will you be Scary Terry?
Terry: Oh, I love being Scary Terry. He says what regular Terry's thinking.
Terry (as Scary Terry): THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! I'M GONNA MISS THE FARMER'S MARKET!
2. When Gina made Peralta call her relatives and tell them she was dead.
Gina: Is she crying?
Peralta: A little.
Gina: You should be wailing, you stone cold bitch! Now call my other grandma.
3. When Captain Holt quizzed Peralta about his locker.
Holt: One is your locker. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?
Peralta: That one's the dump.
Holt: They're both your locker!
4. When Terry and Peralta both made an important confession thanks to the lie detector.
Terry: Is your favorite artist really Taylor Swift?
Peralta: No.
Terry: Lie.
Peralta: All right, fine. She is. She makes me feel things.
Terry: She makes ALL OF US feel things!
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5. When Peralta and Santiago overcompensated a little.
Boyle: So, how was the restaurant?
Santiago: SUCH A NORMAL TIME!
6. When Peralta spoke for Fuzzy.
Peralta (as Fuzzy): I've been undercover so long, I've forgotten who I am. I have seen terrible things. I haven't known the touch of a woman in many moons.
7. When Peralta was right and Santiago was wrong.
Peralta: Hello sir, how are you today? I am Detective Right-All-The-Time and this is my partner, Detective Terrible Detective.
8. When Terry got deep about an idiom.
Terry: Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don't give candy to a baby! They can't brush their teeth!
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9. When Terry picked up Peralta.
Peralta: Do I even weigh anything to you?
Terry: No. It's like holding a couple of grapes.
10. When Terry role-played to help out the office.
As an angry prostitute, a confused old woman, a 7-year-old boy, and an unattended backpack.
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11. When Captain Holt disapproved of pictures.
Holt: You can all use this time to clean up your desks. Look at this place: Half-eaten food, crumpled tissues, pictures of your families...
Terry: What's wrong with pictures?
Holt: If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like.
12. When Gina wasn't a fan of Lord of the Rings.
Gina: What are you doing? Give me the ring.
Peralta: You sound like Gollum.
Gina: That means nothing to me. I don't see those movies. I'm too pretty.
13. When Peralta and Terry weren't sitting ducks.
Peralta: We're not gonna hang around like sitting ducks. We're gonna take the fight to them. Like some WADDLING ducks! If the waddling was super fast and cool.
Terry: Like some boss ass penguins!
14. When Peralta got overzealous at the blood drive.
Peralta: I forgot to put up the posters and no one came, but don't worry, because I donated five pints all by me-self.
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15. When the squad mocked Terry over his vasectomy.
Terry: Thanks guys, I don't need any more input.
Diaz: Neither does your wife, I guess.
16. When Terry got passionate about Ross Gellar.
Terry: I guess I didn't really think of you as that kind of friend.
Peralta: I'm every kind of friend. I'm Phoebe, I'm Chandler, I'm Rachel, I'm... who's the dinosaur guy?
Terry: Ross, bro! Ross!
17. When Peralta buying wine was all of us buying wine.
Peralta: I'd like your finest bottle of wine, please.
Cashier: That will be $1600.
Peralta: Great, I'd like your eight dollarest wine please.
18. When Gina had the best insult ever.
Gina: Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when Pac-Man dies.
19. And finally, when Captain Holt was just so Captain Holt.
Holt: You've helped me find my smile.
