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19 Mysteries That Small-Town Midwesterners Will Never, Ever Solve

Why does everyone insist on calling pop "soda?"

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11. How do students in warmer states get through the year without any snow days?

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Yeah, it's cold here, but do you get random days off where you can cover yourself in blankets and read all day?


14. Why is your town so awesome, and why does the next town over suck so much?


Your town is great, has a better coffee shop, and is way better at sports. The next town over is terrible in all regards.

15. Why do we apologize so much?