1. "Meh, later."
2. "This is a hamper now."
3. "Only one way to solve this mystery."
4. "If you can hear what I'm thinking, I'm sorry."
5. "This is probably fine."
6. "Better make sure."
7. "THIS MOVIE COULD BE OVER BY NOW."
8. "Where am I? What year is it?"
9. "That seemed malicious."
10. "You'd all be lost without me."
11. "Wait, so it's NOT 'Don't go Jason waterfalls?'"
12. "WHY DO I STILL USE CASH?"
13. "Aww, that's too bad."
14. "Libs."
15. "CHECKMATE, BITCHES."
16. "Remember as a kid, when $20 was like, the most money you'd ever seen?"
17. "Just FYI, Karen."
Accurate.
18. "THIS. IS SO. RUSTIC."
