1. This dig from Usain Bolt, with a callback to the Olympics:
Social Distancing #HappyEaster
2. This retort from James Blunt:
3. This comment that Ryan Reynolds left on Hugh Jackman's anniversary post:
4. This deep burn over text:
5. This creative way to say "Stop it":
@TheTodayShow Hi there. It woukd take a team of 300,000 engineers working for nearly 10 years to design a vehicle to plumb the crushing depths of my disappointment in you right now.
6. This response to a slight math error:
7. This insult that can only come from a sibling:
8. This two-for-one by the same person on the same thread:
9. This casual atom bomb from a passing teenager:
10. This insult from a shocking post about men failing to wash their hands pre-corona:
11. This string of words that would make vampires cry, if they existed:
12. This metaphorical one-hit KO:
13. This dark but effective burn:
14. This poetic response to dick pics:
15. This comment that goes way beyond "Hey, 2003 called...":
16. This total roast of a lizard:
17. This subtle insult from Justin Trudeau:
18. This post-breakup own:
one time in middle school i dated a girl for 4 days and when she broke up with me she posted on facebook “sometimes your knight in shining armor is really just a loser in tinfoil” and to this day that the sickest burn i’ve ever gotten
19. This explanation on an interesting art history post:
20. This REAL insult that only a best friend could deliver:
21. This response to anyone who tries to bring you down:
22. And finally, this insult thrown at Bob Odenkirk that's actually kind of a compliment:
