17 Things Every Married Person Does When Their Spouse Goes Out Of Town
Trashy TV show? Check. Pile of junk food? Check.
Sprawl out over the entire bed.
Eat tons of junk food.
Binge-watch all your guilty pleasure TV shows.
Triple-check that the doors are locked at night...
...Maybe even sleep with a light on...
...But still jump at every random sound you hear.
Chew your food extra carefully.
Put off showering.
Poop with the bathroom door open.
Throw a party, or go out partying.
Break the "house rules."
Put off cleaning until right before they get back.
Miss them terribly.
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