1. So...what should I do?
2. I can think of one way, and — spoiler alert — it involves this sign.
3. You start.
4. Nice placement!
5. But...wouldn't that make them not antique?
6. This is why I have trust issues.
7. But...but...
8. Big mood.
9. Hmmm.
10. How severe, exactly?
11. Never?
12. Wait...what?
13. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
14. Uh, thanks I guess?
15. Actually, it looks like there's wine ahead.
16. NBD, just on mile 6 of a 4-mile trail.
17. Honestly, the communication here is as clear as any of the rest of these signs. Well done.
