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17 Posts That Prove Your Brain Is An Asshole

Me: *doing fine, minding my own business.* My brain: PANIC ABOUT NOTHING!!!

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8. It totally shits the bed during any test.

my brain during the true or false portion of any test:


12. It always finds something to worry about.

my brain all day: is everyone mad at me all night: we're all going to die

13. And it deals with that worry by demanding delicious snacks.

Me: God, I just feel so Brain: HUNGRY M: No, I'm very alone. I desperately want B: FOOD M: Part of me is missing. All I need is B: PRINGLES

17. And of course, whenever you really need it, it just checks out.