1.
It can't remember anything important.
2.
Honestly, it should be fired sometimes.
3.
Because it makes a big deal out of nothing.
4.
It gets random songs stuck in it sometimes.
5.
It even gets weird, random phrases stuck in it.
6.
It's never as nice as you want it to be.
7.
It's always overconfident.
8.
It totally shits the bed during any test.
9.
Sometimes it just runs away from you.
10.
No matter how many times you practice, it can't communicate properly.
11.
Sometimes it just freaks out for no reason.
12.
It always finds something to worry about.
13.
And it deals with that worry by demanding delicious snacks.
14.
It almost never approves selfies.
15.
It argues with you all the time.
17.
And of course, whenever you really need it, it just checks out.