1.
You set people's expectations low:
2.
You have basically zero work ethic:
3.
You'll ~follow~ a fitness account, but you won't ~use~ it:
4.
You have no idea how to adult:
5.
You always have a label:
6.
You always think coincidences are about you:
8.
You're always half-assing it at work:
9.
You don't check your spelling:
10.
You don't wake up for anything or anyone:
11.
You don't exactly look on the bright side:
12.
You have a few unfinished projects:
13.
You get excited about the little things:
14.
You're not great at time management:
15.
You think you know everything, but you don't really:
16.
You're an excellent flirt:
17.
And finally, you think this is funny:
