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17 Hilarious Tweets About Donald Trump Explaining Movies

"Voldemort, great guy. Ridding the magic world of immigrants. Crooked Harry can't be trusted #MakeHogwartsGreatAgain"

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1. Jaws (1975)

Big shark. Biggest shark you ever saw. I saw it, folks. Huge. Police chief. Great guy, friend of mine. He KILLED it #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

2. Edward Scissorhands (1990)

This guy, this creepy guy, he's got scissors for hands. Many people are saying this. My hands, they're great. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

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3. Fight Club (1999)

I really shouldn't talk about. I shouldn't. I CAN'T. But really folks, I can't. Ok? Ok. It's a fight club. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

4. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005)

These women travel with these pants. A sisterhood, whatever that is. I have many pants! Just get more pants ladies! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

5. A League of Their Own (1992)

Buncha 2's with a few 9's try to act like men and lose. Weak. I could easily beat them. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

6. Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Sith (2005)

"Say what you want about these Sith guys- they weren't afraid to take the gloves off & win. Not like what we have." #trumpexplainsmovieplots

7. The Lion King (1994)

Scar – strong leader, respected. Jungle going great. Now? A mess! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

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8. Saving Private Ryan (1998)

So they storm the beach, trying to recover this captured private. Bad film. I like people who weren't captured ok? #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

9. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

She's a loser, ok. She's losing. I could lose a guy in 4 days. Probably 2 days. I lose guys so good you don't know. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

10. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (2010)

Voldemort, great guy. Ridding the magic world of immigrants. Crooked Harry can't be trusted #MakeHogwartsGreatAgain #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

11. Ex Machina (2015)

Beautiful robot. A 10, guys, a 10. Our bearded friend is probably—can't say for sure, but probably—a Muslim. SAD. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

12. Back to the Future (1985)

Biff—great guy, good friend of mine—they ruin his life! Doc and Marty—total losers. Can't win without time machine. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

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13. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

Little Frodo, very small guy, tries to destroy a ring, it takes forever, total loser. I'd do it quicker, believe me #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

14. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)

Absolutely terrible. Oompa Loompas are taking jobs away from hard working AMERICANS. Shame on Crooked Mr Wonka! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

15. Soylent Green (1973)

So the Soylent Green...and here's the thing with Soylent Green and I've always said this, believe me...It's people. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

16. Aladdin (1992)

This guy, Aladdin- hes making terrible, the worst deals. Believe me folks, I would've got 4, 5, even 12 wishes #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

17. Mad Max (1979)

This guy, Max. Real mad. No water. Crooked Hilary probably holding out. I'd have water for everyone. Believe me. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

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