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    Updated on Dec 4, 2018. Posted on Sep 21, 2016

    15 Sensations You'll Only Experience If You Have A Penis

    No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop always ends up in your pants.

    1. When you wade into a cold pool and the water hits your bathing suit and attacks your balls.

    2. Doing the "slap dance."


    3. The pure satisfaction of employing a perfect pinch-and-roll on a ball itch.

    4. The accomplishment of unsticking a ball from your leg without reaching down your pants.


    5. That strangely uncomfortable feeling when your penis is hanging on the "wrong side."

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    6. The horror of the moment when your penis grazes the inside of the toilet.


    7. Getting a random boner and having no idea why.

    8. Accidentally tapping your balls and thinking, "Oh, I'm fine," before the pain hits.


    9. Going on a roller coaster and having your balls experience microgravity.


    10. Always — ALWAYS — getting a drop or two of urine in your pants, no matter how much you shake.

    11. Lying around naked and noticing that your balls are moving on their own.


    12. Getting a good "pee shiver" while you're at the urinal.

    13. Finding a random, long hair under your balls and pulling it out.


    14. Standing at a urinal and feeling pressured when someone shows up and finishes before you.


    15. And, of course, accidentally zipping your frank and beans.

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