1. The story of the Walmart flirt:

2. The story of the raw egg:

3. The story of the cannibal god:

4. The story of the artist:

5. The story of the chili burns:

6. These stories about tough guys and cute animals:
7. The story of the $5,000 library fine:

8. The story of how Neopets ruined one's innocence:

9. The story of the guy who would only drink out of a baby bottle:
10. The story of the half mermaid:

11. The story of the mom who was 100% correct but not very poetic:

12. The story of the kid who was god:

13. The story of the guy who became a chef thanks to Willy Wonka and a fetish:

14. And finally, all of these stories about the magic of drunk girls:
