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14 People Who Accidentally Cockblocked Themselves

"Took a girl to the movies. She says, 'I haven't had sex in months,' I say, 'Neither have I,' and we left it at that."

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1. This person, who forgot to get an address.

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2. This person, who wasn't the smoothest teenager.

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3. This person, who went with the classic method.

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4. This person, whose musical tastes crowned them "King of the Morons."

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5. This person, who was just looking out for biting sea creatures.

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6. This person, who didn't get the hint. Twice.

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7. This person, who was just kidding.

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8. This person, who knew the importance of studying.

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9. This person, who has legitimate fears.

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10. This person, who has done it twice.

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11. This person, who had concerns.

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12. This person, who is every introvert at a party.

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13. This person, who lied about being married, but not in the way people usually do.

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14. And finally, this person who revealed what it's like on the other side.

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H/T to this Reddit thread.

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