16 Possible Gifts For The Person Who Has Everything

Gift ideas for the person who wants for nothing...until they see this list of eBay treasures. Warning: (a little) NSFW

1. Voodoo Booty Enhancement Spell

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Presumably this involves performing liposuction on a voodoo doll of Nicki Minaj?

2. A lipstick print of this nice lady's anus

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For people who like exotic flowers.

3. Family Film Box Set

I dread to think what the sequel to 'Fart The Movie' is called.

4. Some fancy footwear

Who needs Manolo Blahniks? These are a steal at £4.99.

5. An artist's envisioning of Adolf Hitler shirtless

Probably not great as a Bar Mitzvah present though.

6. The same artist's interpretation of the naked female form

Is that Heather from Eastenders?

7. Happiness stolen from two young children

Description reads: "We are selling 8 Beyblades, 2 of them light up. As you can tell they are not happy about this! They have been using their bathtub as a "battle arena" and Beyblades + Bathstube = Destruction!! …They had approxamently $125.67 in their piggy banks that will be going toward the cost [of replacing the bathtub]"

A jar of their tears is also for sale.

8. Tickets to a top sporting event

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Stars refusing to believe they're past their best

9. A donation to a worthwhile cause

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Cancer Research and the NSPCC are so passé. The person who has everything will only want to donate to things that can...errr...make a real difference.

10. A chic coin purse

Made from REAL frog.

11. A possibly drunk gnome

It's not even night time and he's already mooning.

12. The latest iPad

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Although you should expect to pay more than $5 for it.

13. Or maybe you'd prefer a slightly cheaper Android tablet

At least you never have to charge a drawing.

14. An Aston Martin

0-60mph in roughly 7 and a half minutes.

15. A rare musical instrument

Do you want that gift wrapped?

16. A one of a kind iPhone

Jony Ive's had a nervous breakdown.