Before we have a collective cackle, let me catch you up really quick...
Over the weekend, some super-hilarious pictures were released of Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian holding hands at Knott's Scary Farm.
Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson Hold Hands at Knott's Scary Farm: They're 'Just Friends,' Source Says https://t.co/EJb9KQqWgD
A looooot of people were confused:
the possibility of kim kardashian and pete davidson being together…we’re really living in unprecedented times
It's a lot to take in.
The whole internet was wondering what parallel universe we are living in — but honestly, in terms of 2021, it checks out.
Anyway, earlier today, Page Six reported that Kim Kardashian arrived in New York City.
Kim Kardashian arrives in Pete Davidson's native NYC after holding hands https://t.co/4NAuOw7DjT
Calling the biggest metropolitan area in the US "Pete Davidson's native NYC" is obviously pretty funny, so Twitter made jokes. Here are 17 of the best.
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ah yes new york city, the famously pete-davidson-owned city https://t.co/fGP34iLwvy
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can’t wait for my upcoming trip
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Not to get rumors swirling…. but I arrived yesterday in Kim Kardashian’s Los Angeles. https://t.co/0fCXBqnmtA
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Gone back to Pete Davidson’s ancestral village, New York City https://t.co/MvuKDcKd9Z
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"Where are you from?" "Oh, Pete Davidson's native NYC" https://t.co/Rq8EBUoapS
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pete davidson's nyc is my fourth favorite american city after emma chamberlain's los angeles, fall out boy's chicago, and machine gun kelly's cleveland https://t.co/Pfdqwx1kpJ
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hey there delilah, what’s it like in pete davidson's native new york city
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i can’t believe she’s in pete davidson’s quaint little hometown of new york city https://t.co/Mb5secrEz6
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Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson fucking in Pete’s moms basement is a wild thing to think about https://t.co/NIEwlbloV3
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my man in the back is ready to risk it all https://t.co/tJ841bRnhM
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yes, NYC... famously known for only housing one Pete Davidson https://t.co/N3BiiGT2Gl
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The Mayor of Pete Davidson’s New York is a snake with big eyelashes, and a pair of feet with little boots on
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It’s so nice of Kim to visit the small Dutch trading post Pete Davidson is from https://t.co/QOAtPC37bV
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Start spreading the news I'm leaving today I want to be a part of it Pete Davidson's native New York https://t.co/rfBFafQZuv
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Pete Davidson’s hometown also known by some circles as NYC https://t.co/XLH2CsPl0c
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It's Pete Davidson's NYC and we're all just living in it. https://t.co/E2L6ZRhAfi
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"i'm walking heahhhh!" -- a real fuckin pete davidsoner https://t.co/vmrrIl7Tcr