The blood-necklace thing is obviously a level of commitment that cannot be matched, but Megan's recent Valentine's Day poem in honor of her BF comes pretty close.
To profess her love, Megan posted a few couple-y pics of the pair together on Instagram, followed by this...interesting poem.
It starts out sweet, as if MGK makes her feel like a young girl in love: "...draped in the towering silhouette of a most unusually handsome boy."
But then it takes a bit of a...~dark turn~.
"Magical and haunted"?? "Kinetic and tortured"??
Megan Fox stans, tell me this isn't THE most Megan Fox thing you've ever seen.
Personally, I love poetry, but I do wonder about this line in particular: "The journey will likely be perilous but there is no destination without him."
Why is their relationship going to be "perilous"??
We're all aware that Megan has always been a bit of an "off the beaten path" celebrity, but this plus the necklace feels like a whole other level.
Either way, they are clearly very happy together, and it's nice to see Megan happy!