Megan Fox Wrote A Poem To Machine Gun Kelly, And It's The Most Megan Fox Thing Ever
You might say she out-Foxed herself this Valentine's Day.
Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have a relationship unlike any other.
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I want what they have.
Their love is a deep love. So deep, in fact, that Machine Gun Kelly recently revealed that he wears a vial of Megan's blood around his neck.
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It gives me major Edward-Bella vibes.
The blood-necklace thing is obviously a level of commitment that cannot be matched, but Megan's recent Valentine's Day poem in honor of her BF comes pretty close.
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Do other celebs do this too?
To profess her love, Megan posted a few couple-y pics of the pair together on Instagram, followed by this...interesting poem.
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Edgar Allan Poe is applauding from the grave.
It starts out sweet, as if MGK makes her feel like a young girl in love: "...draped in the towering silhouette of a most unusually handsome boy."
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That's pretty cute.
But then it takes a bit of a...~dark turn~.
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It's beautiful and terrifying.
"Magical and haunted"?? "Kinetic and tortured"??
Megan Fox stans, tell me this isn't THE most Megan Fox thing you've ever seen.
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Like, only she is capable of saying this.
Personally, I love poetry, but I do wonder about this line in particular: "The journey will likely be perilous but there is no destination without him."
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And especially the use of "perilous."
Why is their relationship going to be "perilous"??
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Like, is Megan okay?
We're all aware that Megan has always been a bit of an "off the beaten path" celebrity, but this plus the necklace feels like a whole other level.
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She does her own thing and doesn't give AF what other people say about it.
Either way, they are clearly very happy together, and it's nice to see Megan happy!
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