Hi, hello. If you, too, are single and struggling, you might be entitled to financial compensation.
JK. But we can at least bond over our shared dating app trauma.
I recently moved to LA and was bright-eyed and naive in thinking that moving from one city on the East Coast (DC) to a larger city (LA) would mean a better dating pool.
So, as my own form of therapy and to hopefully provide comfort to others who are struggling on dating apps, here's a ranking of the best and worst pickup lines I've received from boys on Tinder.
23.The overly intimate greeting:
22.The unintelligible opener:
21.The problematic one-liner:
20.Come again?
19.The "let's gets down to business":
18.The wanna be relatable type:
17.I...
16.Not quite sure what this means...
15.The flirty, but serious:
14.The straight facts:
13.The red flag:
12.The "I'm so quirky and random" opener:
11.The conversationalist:
10.The straightforward conversationalist:
9.The "tries to be sexy":
8.The innocent fun:
7.The serious romantic:
6.The booty boi:
5.The type that forces you to engage:
4.The personality complimenter:
3.The witty banter:
2.Just an excellent pickup line, tbh:
1.And finally, the spot-on hype man:
What are some of the best or worst pickup lines you've received? Let me know in the comments below so we can all cry through our tears!