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    Updated on Sep 16, 2020. Posted on Sep 10, 2020

    22 Bathrooms I Would Absolutely HATE To Poop In

    Just thought I'd share.

    If there's one thing we can all agree on — and this really might be the only thing — it's that the best place to take a big poop is at home in your very own bathroom.


    One of life's sad realities is that pooping at home isn't always an option. Sometimes, we just have to settle for the nearest bathroom. And oftentimes, the nearest bathroom is a horror show.

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    WELL, here are 22 bathrooms that I pray I'll never have to poop in.

    1. I would really hate to sit on this seat.

    As if public toilets didn’t give me enough anxiety from CrappyDesign

    2. God help me if I ever have to wipe with this.

    Toilet Paper provided at my school from mildlyinfuriating

    3. Say it with me now: NO...

    My Grandma’s bathroom is carpeted. from mildlyinfuriating

    4. ...CARPETED...

    You guys hate carpet in the bathroom? I can one up that. My parents have a bathroom with carpet that goes up the bathtub walls! Bonus points for the terrible wallpaper. from mildlyinfuriating

    5. ...BATHROOMS.

    Saw the last carpet in the bathroom so I raise you CARPET WALL BATHROOM from mildlyinfuriating

    6. No one should ever have to take a dump this far from the toilet paper roll.

    This toilet paper holder. from mildlyinfuriating

    7. Private? I hope this restroom is in the military.

    Great bathroom from CrappyDesign

    8. 0/10 would not like to shit here.

    Toilets and mirror ceiling (xpost from /r/pics) from CrappyDesign

    9. This is just unacceptable.

    Class stalls in bathroom. .... from CrappyDesign

    10. Too cramped.

    The size of the stalls in my schools bathroom from assholedesign

    11. Too open.

    This bathroom in my colleges main tutoring center from CrappyDesign

    12. Just because I love a good open concept home doesn't mean I'd like to shit right in the middle of one.

    My uncle's house got a bathroom without a door, literally the first thing you see when you enter the house from CrappyDesign

    13. I think I'd fall off this thing.

    A toilet seat that's crooked because it isn't screwed on tightly enough
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    14. Isn't pooping in public enough work already?

    A toilet paper dispenser that makes you unravel it by hand from mildlyinfuriating

    15. POV: It's an emergency and you have to sit on this cold porcelain rim.

    You wanna take a crap? Well, too bad. from CrappyDesign

    16. This is the number one bathroom I'd most hate to take a number two in.

    This toilet is completely visible from the street in the middle of the city! from CrappyDesign

    17. This toilet is my personal nightmare.

    A toilet seat with a big grinning face decal on it
    u/nom_nom_pugs / Via

    18. I don't care if this isn't what we all thought it was. Next!

    Someone at my office keeps pouring their coffee grounds down the toilet and leaving it like this from mildlyinfuriating

    19. Gap in the stall + no lock = no bathroom I want to poop in.

    Installed the lock on the bathroom stall boss! from NotMyJob

    20. This is a funny door. You know what's not funny? Having to poop behind it.

    Toilet door with another door in it that won't stay closed. from CrappyDesign

    21. This scenario just gave me anxiety diarrhea.

    Imagine walking out of that cabin and there is just a guy taking a piss right in front of you, blocking your way, so you have to wait there until he is done so you can pass from CrappyDesign

    22. Finally, any bathrooms that require this signage should be avoided.

    Actually had to put this sign up in the bathroom at my work from mildlyinfuriating

    Well that's all. What's the worst toilet you've ever had to poop in? Tell us about it in the comments!

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