Buzz·Posted on Jul 20, 2018ONLY Click On This If You Grew Up Singing The Diarrhea SongThis is very serious. Please take it seriously.by Andrew ZieglerBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Greetings, Today we'll be exploring the various nuances of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's introspective "Piano Concerto No. 9," colloquially known as, "Diary: The Song." Nyul / Getty Images Alright, now that we've weeded out all the posers, let's get down to business. Today we'll be reminiscing about the "Diarrhea Song." Nyul / Getty Images If you think the Diarrhea Song smells — I mean sounds familiar, but you're having trouble remembering the specifics, allow me to refresh your memory. The baseball verses are, perhaps, the most well-known... When you're sliding into first and you feel a juicy burst... Tap to reveal Click to reveal Getty When you're sliding into second and you feel the toilet beckon... Tap to reveal Click to reveal Getty When you're sliding into third and you feel that liquid turd... Tap to reveal Click to reveal Getty When you're sliding into home and feel a mushy foam... Tap to reveal Click to reveal Getty It makes you wonder: Are its origins autobiographical? Did someone really poop their pants while running the bases? Makes ya think. And then we have the assorted classics... When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter... Tap to reveal Click to reveal Getty When you're riding in a Chevy and you feel something heavy... Tap to reveal Click to reveal Getty When you're climbing up a tree and it trickles down your knee... Tap to reveal Click to reveal Getty Despite pre-dating the internet, the Diarrhea Song has somehow managed to travel far and wide. Its longevity transcends generations. We may never know how far back it goes — nor should we! Karina @WaitASecondWhat A guy just came into my work to pick something up & his phone rang & it was the "diarrhea" song. He's older than me. So much for growing up😂 07:09 PM - 08 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Of course, who could forget it? It's the greatest folk song of all time. Jennifer M. Wood @j_m_wood My husband just serenaded me with The Diarrhea Song. And people say romance is dead. 12:36 AM - 12 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite jenny slate @jennyslate Not to have perfect musical preferences but my favorite song is "The Diarrhea Song" by Everyone 06:46 PM - 18 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Gabrielle Union @itsgabrielleu Its true... No one can resist a diarrhea song #BeingMaryJane 03:07 AM - 09 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite It has inspired many, both consciously... Ms. Töm B. Tãker 💃 @shoutabyss I can't get the diarrhea song out of my head. 05:54 PM - 02 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite ...and unconsciously. Adam Knox @adamlaughslife I wish this were a joke but it’s not....a local attorney has a theme song for a commercial that is the exact same tune as the diarrhea song. 06:48 PM - 05 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite I, myself, was shocked to discover that not everyone is familiar with the Diarrhea Song. My heart goes out to these people. Ashley N. Sanchez @sweeet_goodness I've never heard of the diarrhea song lol! 10:58 PM - 11 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite But fear not, it lives on. Each day, somewhere in the world, a child learns the Diarrhea Song. Jeff Pitman @truedorktimes Introduced my 10-year-old daughter to The Diarrhea Song tonight, so classical epic poetry is now safe for another generation. 04:52 AM - 26 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Randi @RandiLJones My son asked me to google the diarrhea song lyrics for his bedtime song. 02:14 AM - 29 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Dr. Mike Garden Threat 🌐 @PseudoFootball Four year old just found out that Alexa will play the diarrhea song when you ask so that’s happening nonstop. Merry Christmas 07:17 PM - 26 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Grumpy D. Kelson @GrumpyKelson 16 September 2016. Marked for eternity as the day the children learned, and brought home, The Diarrhea Song. PTL! 02:44 AM - 17 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite george spiggott 😈 @feelthespine linda just sang a lil diarrhea song and gene said, with feeling, "i love you mom" 12:50 AM - 26 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Please, if you'd all be so kind, share your favorite Diarrhea Song verse in the comments below. The world needs it right now.