ONLY Click On This If You Grew Up Singing The Diarrhea Song
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Today we'll be exploring the various nuances of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's introspective "Piano Concerto No. 9," colloquially known as, "Diary: The Song."
Alright, now that we've weeded out all the posers, let's get down to business. Today we'll be reminiscing about the "Diarrhea Song."
If you think the Diarrhea Song smells — I mean sounds familiar, but you're having trouble remembering the specifics, allow me to refresh your memory.
The baseball verses are, perhaps, the most well-known...
It makes you wonder: Are its origins autobiographical? Did someone really poop their pants while running the bases?
And then we have the assorted classics...
Please, if you'd all be so kind, share your favorite Diarrhea Song verse in the comments below. The world needs it right now.
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