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We Know What Will Offend You Most Based On Your Zodiac

Oh, you think you're cool? That's hilarious because I can guarantee you're not.

You aren't remotely cool.

You're very dumb.

Well, whatever it is, you look ridiculously stupid.

Is that a new haircut?

You know that song you're into? It's literally the most garbage song I've ever heard and you're stupid for liking it.

Your musical tastes are horrendous.

Is that a new scent you're wearing? Or have you always smelled like the diarrhea of a very sick dog?

You smell terrible.

You're painfully ordinary.

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wowwww.

OMG that's your favorite movie?

Your breath always smells.

I realize I asked for your zodiac sign. But between us, I don't care what your zodiac sign is and I don't think anyone else here does either.

I don't care what your sign is.

You suck.

We aren't laughing _with_ you. We're laughing at you.

You aren't funny or clever.

Everyone thinks so. You are just flat-out weird.

You're creepy.

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