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33 Of The Dumbest Lines In Movie History

"Snow dad is better than no dad."

We recently asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us which movie lines are just really, profoundly dumb. These were the ones that stood out the most...

1. When Christian Grey opened up about how many shades of fucked up he is in Fifty Shades of Grey.

2. When Dr. Harry Dalton tried to comfort a dying Grandma Ruth moments after she sacrificed her life to save his in Dante's Peak.

3. When Rory had to admit this fact about dads in Jack Frost, a movie about a boy's father who comes back to life in the form of a snowman.

4. When First Lieutenant Danny Walker made this stunning prediction in Pearl Harbor.

5. When Harry loved magic in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

6. When Detective Johnny Murata was perfectly content with these being his possible final words in Showdown in Little Tokyo.

7. When, in Twilight, Edward gives Bella a piggyback ride.

8. When this random, nameless character goes on a tangent about hot dogs in The Happening.

9. When Dom lets us in on a little secret about how he lives his life in The Fast and the Furious.

10. When Anna was just asking a boy to love her — as people tend to do — in Notting Hill.

11. When biologist Dr. Grace Augustine noticed something very interesting going on in there biologically in Avatar.

12. When Anakin Skywalker made this profound observation in Attack of the Clones.

13. When Harley Quinn got ~deep~ in Suicide Squad.

14. When Jenny had some interesting ideas about how love works in Love Story.

15. When we were blessed with a little bit of character exposition in Jack Reacher.

16. When Ricki knew just how to seduce Larry in Gigli.

17. When Agent James Savoy delivered this zinger after being asked if he had a warrant in Transformers: Age of Extinction.

18. When Freddie decided to stand up to Michael Myers in Halloween: Resurrection.

19. When Dani put her brother Max on blast in Hocus Pocus.

20. When Nick Fury called out Loki, who absolutely meant the other thing, in The Avengers.

21. When, in Hard to Kill, Mason Storm saw a TV commercial with his nemesis's campaign slogan ("You can take that to the bank!"), so he cooked up a little slogan of his own.

22. When Storm utterly eviscerated Toad in more ways than one with this doozy in X-Men.

23. When Aurora got super duper punny in Passengers.

24. When sparkly Edward took offense to Bella calling him beautiful "like diamonds" in Twilight.

25. When Anakin was STOKED about his new powers in Revenge of the Sith.

26. When Carrie, standing in a torrential downpour, hadn't noticed it was still raining in Four Weddings and a Funeral.

27. When Edward tried to talk the sisters out of using him as a human sacrifice in The Wicker Man.

28. When Princess Yue believed in her beliefs just as much as everyone else in The Last Airbender.

29. When Christian Grey was breaking down the differences between Elena and Ana in Fifty Shades Darker.

30. When, in The Notebook, Noah confirmed that he too is a bird.

31. When Gabe from Mindhunters had a revelation.

32. When Penny delivered the absolute most savage burn to Baby in Dirty Dancing.

33. And when Dumbledore ever-so-slightly — just the tiniest bit — overreacted in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

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