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33 Of The Dumbest Lines In Movie History

"Snow dad is better than no dad."

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We recently asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us which movie lines are just really, profoundly dumb. These were the ones that stood out the most...

1. When Christian Grey opened up about how many shades of fucked up he is in Fifty Shades of Grey.

—Jilly Bean, Facebook
Michael De Luca Productions

—Jilly Bean, Facebook

2. When Dr. Harry Dalton tried to comfort a dying Grandma Ruth moments after she sacrificed her life to save his in Dante's Peak.

— heatherc4d3754acf
Pacific Western Productions

3. When Rory had to admit this fact about dads in Jack Frost, a movie about a boy's father who comes back to life in the form of a snowman.

—Ginny Harrell, Facebook
Azoff Entertainment / The Canton Company

—Ginny Harrell, Facebook

4. When First Lieutenant Danny Walker made this stunning prediction in Pearl Harbor.

—noelwamsley
Touchstone Pictures

5. When Harry loved magic in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

— wl2262
Heyday Films

wl2262

6. When Detective Johnny Murata was perfectly content with these being his possible final words in Showdown in Little Tokyo.

—janetm43885b0d5
Warner Bros.

7. When, in Twilight, Edward gives Bella a piggyback ride.

—chelseah4e9673f3f
Temple Hill Entertainment

8. When this random, nameless character goes on a tangent about hot dogs in The Happening.

—durantdhm
20th Century Fox

9. When Dom lets us in on a little secret about how he lives his life in The Fast and the Furious.

—jenny653
Universal Pictures[

10. When Anna was just asking a boy to love her — as people tend to do — in Notting Hill.

—loril4dc46f269
PolyGram Filmed Entertainment / Working Title Films

11. When biologist Dr. Grace Augustine noticed something very interesting going on in there biologically in Avatar.

— josephblatherby
Lightstorm Entertainment / Dune Entertainment / Ingenious Media

12. When Anakin Skywalker made this profound observation in Attack of the Clones.

—iLeftMyHeartInNarnia
Lucasfilm Ltd.

13. When Harley Quinn got ~deep~ in Suicide Squad.

—giselawinchesterc
DC Entertainment

14. When Jenny had some interesting ideas about how love works in Love Story.

—Emily Ash, Facebook
Paramount Pictures

—Emily Ash, Facebook

15. When we were blessed with a little bit of character exposition in Jack Reacher.

—theresar487aee9ad
Skydance Productions / Cruise/Wagner Productions

16. When Ricki knew just how to seduce Larry in Gigli.

—Bradley Albert
Revolution Studios / Casey Silver Productions

17. When Agent James Savoy delivered this zinger after being asked if he had a warrant in Transformers: Age of Extinction.

— stephanier52
di Bonaventura Pictures / Hasbro Studios

18. When Freddie decided to stand up to Michael Myers in Halloween: Resurrection.

—Chris Peña
Dimension Films

19. When Dani put her brother Max on blast in Hocus Pocus.

—Taylor5107
Walt Disney Pictures

20. When Nick Fury called out Loki, who absolutely meant the other thing, in The Avengers.

—mfristensky
Marvel

21. When, in Hard to Kill, Mason Storm saw a TV commercial with his nemesis's campaign slogan ("You can take that to the bank!"), so he cooked up a little slogan of his own.

—Samantha Raczynski, Facebook
Lee Rich Productions

—Samantha Raczynski, Facebook

22. When Storm utterly eviscerated Toad in more ways than one with this doozy in X-Men.

—Jilly Bean, Facebook
Marvel Comics

—Jilly Bean, Facebook

23. When Aurora got super duper punny in Passengers.

—Piroski
Village Roadshow Pictures

Piroski

24. When sparkly Edward took offense to Bella calling him beautiful "like diamonds" in Twilight.

—jemimako
Temple Hill Entertainment

25. When Anakin was STOKED about his new powers in Revenge of the Sith.

—Darth Vader
Lucasfilm Ltd.

26. When Carrie, standing in a torrential downpour, hadn't noticed it was still raining in Four Weddings and a Funeral.

—PHM8
PolyGram Filmed Entertainment

PHM8

27. When Edward tried to talk the sisters out of using him as a human sacrifice in The Wicker Man.

—faradaystewart
Alcon Entertainment / Brightlight Pictures

28. When Princess Yue believed in her beliefs just as much as everyone else in The Last Airbender.

—robinf41c832b61
Nickelodeon Movies

29. When Christian Grey was breaking down the differences between Elena and Ana in Fifty Shades Darker.

—marinak4adb3e7ac
Perfect World Pictures

30. When, in The Notebook, Noah confirmed that he too is a bird.

—Viciousxvenom
Avery Pix

31. When Gabe from Mindhunters had a revelation.

—obeythenight
Dimension Films

32. When Penny delivered the absolute most savage burn to Baby in Dirty Dancing.

—Kendall Allen, Facebook
Production company Great American Films Limited Partnership

—Kendall Allen, Facebook

33. And when Dumbledore ever-so-slightly — just the tiniest bit — overreacted in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

—wl2262
Heyday Films

wl2262

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