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For starters, they can fill any container imaginable.
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They can move their ears like little satellite dishes, which they do often.
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They're unpredictable: This is great. Don't ask me why.
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And they all lead mysterious double lives.
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They're good conversationalists.
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Even when they're destructive, they're adorable!
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Their feet are far too perfect and pure for this foul world.
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And their teeth aren't half bad either.
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They all love sinks! Every single one of them!
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They're fancy and distinguished.
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And they are big-time — BIG-TIME — busybodies.
And so I leave you with this: