9. You love Tim Russert more than most people.
22. Even so, you think Jim Kelly is a god.
27. You shovel your sidewalk and driveway more often than you mow your lawn.
Great for your back.
28. And you’re more accustomed to cold days than snow days.
Taking all the fun out of a free day off.
- White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer repeated claims that the inauguration was the most watched ever. But the numbers (still) don't make sense.
- President Trump signed an executive order that bans foreign organizations that receive US funding from providing abortions.
- Democratic lawmakers say Trump's new hotel in Washington, DC, has lost over $1 million and violates its lease with the government.
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