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Disney, If You Don't Release "National Treasure 3" Soon I'll Break A Window Or Something

I swear to God I will.

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I know you're probably pretty busy with Star Wars and all your fancy-shmancy live-action remakes, but I wouldn't bring this up if it weren't important.

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Oh and treasure? That shit is everywhere. Close your eyes and open your history book to any page — boom, there's treasure there.

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And somehow these rascals never seem to get in any real trouble, even though they're constantly getting caught by this guy, who must be terrible at building cases.

So obviously these movies rule. It's 2017 and there should be 20 National Treasures by now. But sadly, there are only two.

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At the end of National Treasure 2, the President (post kidnapping) pulls Ben aside and asks him if he saw page 47 in ~the Book of Secrets~. To which Ben replies, "I think I can help you with that, sir."

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