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Hate To Break It To You, But Drinking Milk Is Not Okay

And this isn't coming from a vegan.

Hi! My name is Andrew, I have ZERO dietary restrictions, and I think drinking milk is really gross.

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Now before we go any further, let me explain exactly what I mean:

Using milk for a recipe? Perfectly normal.

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A splash of milk in your coffee? Not terrible.

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Churning milk into butter? Fine — delicious, even. I love butter.

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Cereal? You're pushing it, but I'll allow it.

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Guzzling milk as a beverage? Um... are you a baby?

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Some people have asked me, "Andrew, but what about milkshakes? What about chocolate milk?!"

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Ice cream in any form is obviously delicious. And chocolate milk? Not for me, personally.

But for the sake of argument, we're not talking about anything other than just a plain old glass of white milk.

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Quick question for you:

  1. Would you drink another human's breast milk? (It can be any human.)

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  1. What about your pet? They live in your house; you know where they've been. Would you drink your pet's breast milk?

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So then why the hell are you drinking this thing's breast milk?

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Does this look like a normal place for a drink to come from?

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Are you really cool with this????

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Not surprisingly, a lot of people agree with me:

Why are people still drinking dairy milk? Like ewww

i told my nephew he gotta stop drinking milk and fuck with the alternatives cause why would he drink a cows titty milk how would he like it if a cow was drinking from his momma. Yesterday i seen this man walking round with a carton of almond milk, I did not know my influence

Sorry if this offends but I believe drinking a glass of milk for pleasure is sociopathic

Idc if you don’t want to be vegan or vegetarian... but you do need to stop fucking drinking milk

So take a good, long look in the mirror. If there's not a baby or a calf looking back at you, it's time to stop drinking milk.

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  1. So what do you think? You still cool with drinking milk?

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