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I Hope You're Good With Names Because Your Dream Job Is Riding On It

Uh-oh.

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Don't freak out, but today is the most important day of your entire life. One interview stands between you and the job of your dreams.

You've arrived at your future employer (maybe but also maybe not — I'm trying to be optimistic here). Keep your head up! I'm sure you'll do great...

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Oh look, all nine (?!) people who will be interviewing you today! And they've been expecting you! Hopefully they haven't been waiting too long...

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You approach the group and introduce yourself, and they each tell you their names...ONCE. I hope you have a good memory!

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Well jeez, that was quick. Nine names is a lot to remember. GOOD LUCK IN YOUR INTERVIEW.

BREAK A LEG!

  1. Uhhh, hi, [her name, dummy], it was so nice to meet you!

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    Correct
    Incorrect
    Madge
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mary
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Martha
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mel
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Martha!

    Martha!
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  2. Thanks so much for taking the time to meet with me today, [HER NAME].

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    Correct
    Incorrect
    Rose
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Roz
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Ross
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Roast
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Roz!

    It's Roz!
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  3. Thank you, [HIS DAMN NAME], I look forward to hearing from you!

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    Incorrect
    Henry
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Benny
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Lenny
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Teddy
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Teddy!

    It's Teddy!
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  4. Gee, thanks for bringing me in today, [HE'S JUST A KID BUT HE HAS A NAME].

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    Incorrect
    Brendan
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Lucas
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Blake
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Blaze
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Brendan

    Not sure how he got a job here, but his name is Brendan.

    Brendan
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  5. I appreciate the chance to speak with you today, [THIS MAN'S NAME].

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    Incorrect
    Hubert
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Harold
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Lloyd
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Lane
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Lloyd!

    It's Lloyd!
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  6. [THIS NICE WOMAN'S NAME], thanks so much!

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    Incorrect
    Britney
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Gertrude
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Beatrice
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Gab
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Beatrice!

    It's Beatrice!
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  7. [NAME]...?

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    Correct
    Incorrect
    Harold
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Barney
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Brandon
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Uh....
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Whoops! Sorry! That's Gizmo.

    He shouldn't even be in here. We fired him five weeks ago. Please disregard.

    Whoops! Sorry! That's Gizmo.
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  8. I hope to hear from you soon, [HIS NAME]!

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    Correct
    Incorrect
    Barney
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Bobby
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Barley
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Benny
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Barney!

    It's Barney!
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  9. Thanks so much, [HER NAME]. I really enjoyed speaking to you today!

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    Incorrect
    Steph
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Roz
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Genevieve
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Gertrude
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That's Gertrude!

    That's Gertrude!
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  10. And of course, [NAME!], it's been a pleasure!

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    Correct
    Incorrect
    Martha
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Stina
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Steph
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Roz
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That's Steph!

    That's Steph!
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