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Posted on Mar 29, 2017

How Many Of These Fucked-Up Things Would You Do For $5 Million?

There's a lot you can do with that sort of money...

Here's how this works: After completing or agreeing to each of the following unimaginable horrors, $5,000,000 (tax free) would be deposited directly into your bank account. So which of these things would you actually do?

  1. 1. Would you eat a large, live cockroach every day for the rest of your life?

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1. Would you eat a large, live cockroach every day for the rest of your life?
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  1. 2. Would you do five years in a maximum security prison for a crime you didn't commit?

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2. Would you do five years in a maximum security prison for a crime you didn't commit?
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  1. 3. Would you star in one hardcore porn video? It will be the first thing that pops up whenever someone googles your name.

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3. Would you star in one hardcore porn video? It will be the first thing that pops up whenever someone googles your name.
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  1. 4. Would you straight-up eat a whole log of poo...on a nice white dinner plate...with a fork and knife?

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4. Would you straight-up eat a whole log of poo...on a nice white dinner plate...with a fork and knife?
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    I'd do it
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    No way
  1. 5. Would you quit the internet for the next 15 years?

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5. Would you quit the internet for the next 15 years?
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    I'd do it
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  1. 6. Would you accept the money knowing that one random person somewhere in the world will die because you did? You'd never know who it was or how it happened.

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6. Would you accept the money knowing that one random person somewhere in the world will die because you did? You'd never know who it was or how it happened.
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  1. 7. Would you only listen to country music for the rest of your life?

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7. Would you only listen to country music for the rest of your life?
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  1. 8. Would you give up sex and masturbation for the next 30 years?

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8. Would you give up sex and masturbation for the next 30 years?
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  1. 9. Would you eat only plain oatmeal for all three meals for the rest of your life?

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9. Would you eat only plain oatmeal for all three meals for the rest of your life?
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    I'd do it
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  1. 10. Would you redo first grade through high school again as an adult?

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10. Would you redo first grade through high school again as an adult?
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  1. 11. Would you French-kiss one of your parents for two hours straight?

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11. Would you French-kiss one of your parents for two hours straight?
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    I'd do it
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  1. 12. Would you live in solitude for the next 20 years?

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12. Would you live in solitude for the next 20 years?
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  1. 13. Would you never bathe again for the rest of your life? Deodorant would also be forbidden.

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13. Would you never bathe again for the rest of your life? Deodorant would also be forbidden.
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  1. 14. Would you fuck a cactus? You wouldn't be required to pay for your own hospital visit(s).

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14. Would you fuck a cactus? You wouldn't be required to pay for your own hospital visit(s).
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    I'd do it
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  1. 15. Would you quit toilets? Whenever you had to use the bathroom, you'd have to go in your pants.

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15. Would you quit toilets? Whenever you had to use the bathroom, you'd have to go in your pants.
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  1. 16. Would you get a very large and realistic dick tattoo on your face?

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16. Would you get a very large and realistic dick tattoo on your face?
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  1. 17. Would you have all your teeth removed? I'll be generous — you'd be allowed to get dentures afterward.

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17. Would you have all your teeth removed? I'll be generous — you'd be allowed to get dentures afterward.
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  1. 18. Would you cut off the thumb on your dominant hand?

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18. Would you cut off the thumb on your dominant hand?
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  1. 19. Would you eat your pet?

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19. Would you eat your pet?
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  1. 20. Would you work an average to well-paying job for 30 to 35 years, set up a rigid budget, set aside more than 50% of each paycheck in savings, open all the necessary investment and retirement accounts, and make conservative but wise financial investments?

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20. Would you work an average to well-paying job for 30 to 35 years, set up a rigid budget, set aside more than 50% of each paycheck in savings, open all the necessary investment and retirement accounts, and make conservative but wise financial investments?
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    I'd do it
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