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    Posted on Sep 23, 2015

    18 Ways "Fallout" Has Ruined You For Life

    Are you a lone wanderer in a pre-apocalyptic world?

    1. The sight of a real-world bottle cap has given you — if even for a moment — a jolt of excitement.

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    2. You might've even started to treat them like actual currency.

    3. You have an insatiable desire to collect trash.

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    4. When you see a dumpster, your first thought is, "I wonder what sort of treasures are hidden inside that trash bin."

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    Of course, you keep these thoughts to yourself.

    5. In fact, you want a lot of things you don't need just because they exist.

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    Gimme.

    6. And then you shudder when you realize you've become the very thing you hate most.

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    7. Your sass level is at an all-time high, no matter how high your intelligence is.

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    8. And you've become more straightforward in your conversations with people.

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    9. Especially with your rivals.

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    10. Some might say you're downright ruthless.

    11. More than ever before, you believe that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Case in point: dirty water.

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    12. Sometimes, you feel like you're the only sane person in a world full of feral ghouls.

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    13. But that doesn't stop you from pretending to be one of them.

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    14. You wish more people were like Easy Pete.

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    15. The indecision that's plagued you for a lifetime is now more severe than ever.

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    16. Especially when there's a task at hand.

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    Of course, always go with "your face looks like my butt."

    17. The game's deep open world has convinced you that you really can do anything you set your mind to.

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    18. And even though you spent countless hours indoors wandering the wasteland, you ~sort of~ see the value of going outside now and again.

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    But only to see what's inside that trash bin.

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