Buzz·Posted on Jun 23, 201925 Christianity Jokes You Can't Help But Confess Are Pretty D*rn FunnyGLOOOOOOOOOOOORIAby Andrew ZieglerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. 3. Abbie @AbbieEvansXO Bartender: I’m cutting you off. only water from now on Jesus: [sarcastically] oh no 08:33 PM - 12 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt [God making coconuts] ANGEL: Hair on the outside? GOD: Yes ANGEL: Milk on the inside? GOD: Yes ANGEL: So, this is another mammal? GOD: [taking bong rip] lmao, no 01:57 AM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. Gina @ginadivittorio *creation of the kangaroo* God: Okay so the deer was a big hit let’s work off that Angel 1: What if it could carry it’s offspring with it for protection God: Okay that’s kind of weak Sharon but we’ll add it Angel 2: What if it could kick the shit out of you God: There it is 01:41 AM - 25 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 9. 10. 11. Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji Catholics: why should we make you a Saint? Patrick: I uh... I got rid of all the snakes in Ireland Catholics: ... Ireland doesn't have snakes St. Patrick: *uncorking communion wine* ya ur fuckin welcome 04:21 PM - 15 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 13. 14. 15. k e i t h 🐤🥔 @KeetPotato me: "we commemorate the day you died every year" jesus: "thats nice, what's the day called?" me: jesus: me: jesus: "keith?" me: "bad friday" 06:45 PM - 24 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. 18. Kellen Degenerate🎙 @kellenbrent god [creating the grapefruit]: another citrus angel: like a lime? g: bigger a: a lemon? g: bigger a: an orange? g: i said bigger a: sweeter too? g: no like battery acid and sharts a: poison so they don't eat it? g: no make it the healthiest one 01:31 AM - 09 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. 20. Verse @Breathofairtest How I think I look talking about Jesus vs how I actually look 04:37 PM - 26 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 22. 23. 24. 25.