1. This cat who attempted murder.
“I couldn’t breathe when I slept so I installed a camera”
2. This cat who waited until the missing posters were printed before returning home.
3. This cat who bites.
4. This cat who locked the door.
5. This cat who was caught in the act.
6. And this cat who was caught after the act.
7. This cat who hates puzzles.
8. And this cat who hates games.
9. This cat who won't stop unplugging the fan.
10. This cat who's playing mind games.
11. This cat who hates yoga.
12. This cat who just ruined the dog food.
13. And this cat who ruined the rice.
14. This cat who ruined a fresh pie.
15. This cat who enjoys making a mess.
16. This cat who got a little too overzealous in the window.
17. This cat who hates lamps.
18. This cat who sits where he wants.
19. This cat who said "NO."
Guys maintenance tried to visit my house today and only left this on the door I'm crying
20. This cat who chewed the toothbrush.
21. And last but not least, this cat who fought the shower curtain and won.
