What's better? Ketchup or mustard? Answer Image Ketchup Correct Incorrect Ketchup Image: Via Getty Mustard Correct Incorrect Via Getty Mustard Via Getty Correct! Wrong! While it's true that ketchup is more versatile and matches with more dishes, the best mustard is way better than the best ketchup. And that's the bottom line. What's the best type of French fries? Answer Image Waffle Correct Incorrect Waffle Answer Image Regular Correct Incorrect Regular Answer Image Curly Correct Incorrect Curly Image: Via Getty Crinkle-cut Correct Incorrect Via Getty Crinkle-cut Via Getty Correct! Wrong! It's all about surface area. You get nooks, you get crannies, you get that sweet surface area. They're also rarer than the other fries on this list, making them a special treat. Are cookies better than brownies? Answer Image Cookies are better Correct Incorrect Cookies are better Image: Via Getty Brownies are better Correct Incorrect Via Getty Brownies are better Via Getty Correct! Wrong! Cookies all day. While it's undeniable that brownies are a top-20 dessert, cookies are extremely versatile: They can be enjoyed crispy, chewy, with chocolate, with cinnamon sugar — the sky's the limit. Brownies are victims of one flavor profile. Pineapple on pizza... Yes or no? Answer Image Yes Correct Incorrect Yes Image: Via Getty No Correct Incorrect Via Getty No Via Getty Correct! Wrong! Sorry, it's true. Open your mind. Embrace it. It's 2019. Is guacamole or salsa the superior corn chip dip? Answer Image Guacamole Correct Incorrect Guacamole Image: Via Getty Salsa Correct Incorrect Via Getty Salsa Via Getty Correct! Wrong! Guac all day. This shouldn't even be up for debate. A good guac is like a good car — smooth, creamy, and delicious. Now, guacamoleor just regular,sliced avocado? Answer Image Guacamole Correct Incorrect Guacamole Image: Via Getty Regular, sliced avocado Correct Incorrect Via Getty Regular, sliced avocado Via Getty Correct! Wrong! Surprise! Guac again. Anything you can eat with tortilla chips will typically win. Also, if you go through the effort of choppin' up an avocado, you might as well just turn it into guac. Are anchovies actually gross? Answer Image Anchovies are good Correct Incorrect Anchovies are good Image: Via Getty Anchovies are gross Correct Incorrect Via Getty Anchovies are gross Via Getty Correct! Wrong! Yeah, we said it. People who hate anchovies should first ask themselves, "Have I tried anchovies?" If the answer is no, give them a chance. If the answer is yes, try them again. Chocolateor vanilla? Answer Image Chocolate Correct Incorrect Chocolate Image: Via Getty Vanilla Correct Incorrect Via Getty Vanilla Via Getty Correct! Wrong! Only sociopaths choose vanilla. I don't make the rules. Well, actually I do. This is my quiz. What's better, coffee or tea? Answer Image Coffee Correct Incorrect Coffee Image: Via Getty Tea Correct Incorrect Via Getty Tea Via Getty Correct! Wrong! I'm not trying to get all hopped up, and if I wanted my pee to smell like my grandad's dirt then I'd, uh, eat my grandad's dirt. Now, hot coffee...or ICED coffee? Answer Image Hot coffee Correct Incorrect Hot coffee Image: Via Getty Iced coffee Correct Incorrect Via Getty Iced coffee Via Getty Correct! Wrong! THAT BEING SAID, iced is the only way to go. Milk chocolate or dark chocolate — which is better? Answer Image Milk chocolate Correct Incorrect Milk chocolate Image: Via Getty Dark chocolate Correct Incorrect Via Getty Dark chocolate Via Getty Correct! Wrong! You're an adult now. We eat dark chocolate. Grow up. Kale? Answer Image Kale is good Correct Incorrect Kale is good Image: Via Getty Kale is bad Correct Incorrect Via Getty Kale is bad Via Getty Correct! Wrong! Kale is good. Kale is good. Kale is good. What's the best way to prepare eggs? Answer Image Scrambled Correct Incorrect Scrambled Answer Image Fried Correct Incorrect Fried Image: Via Getty Boiled Correct Incorrect Via Getty Boiled Via Getty All eggs are gross Correct Incorrect All eggs are gross Correct! Wrong! Live your freakin' life, king. Fry that mfin egg. Pancakes or waffles? Answer Image Pancakes Correct Incorrect Pancakes Image: Via Getty Waffles Correct Incorrect Via Getty Waffles Via Getty Correct! Wrong! This shouldn't be a question. Pancakes win 11/10 and twice on Tuesday. So I guess they win 12/10. I don't know. Is everyone right about blue cheese? Answer Image Blue cheese is actually good Correct Incorrect Blue cheese is actually good Image: Via Getty Yes, blue cheese is gross Correct Incorrect Via Getty Yes, blue cheese is gross Via Getty Correct! Wrong! Even better with wings. Mac and cheese or cheesy pasta? Image: Via Getty Mac and cheese Correct Incorrect Via Getty Mac and cheese Via Getty Image: Via Getty Cheesy pasta Correct Incorrect Via Getty Cheesy pasta Via Getty Correct! Wrong! It's time for the proletariat to rise. Mac and cheese forever. Olives — they good? Getty You betcha Correct Incorrect You betcha No way Correct Incorrect No way Correct! Wrong! They're good for only one thing — martinis. Is mint chocolate chip ice cream good? It's one of the best flavors Correct Incorrect It's one of the best flavors It's absolute trash Correct Incorrect It's absolute trash Correct! Wrong! Yes — it is a top-three flavor. You are asleep if you disagree. Wake up, please wake up. We're all here for you. Please wake up. Cauliflower or broccoli? Image: Via Getty Broccoli Correct Incorrect Via Getty Broccoli Via Getty Image: Via Getty Cauliflower, pimp Correct Incorrect Via Getty Cauliflower, pimp Via Getty Correct! Wrong! Tough call, but got to go with the OG broccoli. Cauliflower may be more versatile, but you have to respect a legend. And, finally, sweet or savory? Sweet Correct Incorrect Sweet Savory Correct Incorrect Savory Correct! Wrong! Like I said, we're adults now. We eat savory things.