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1. Hailing a cab is not even an option anymore
2. And when you see people who do, you're like
3. You have more fun in the Uber ride than the actual destination
4. You immediately ask the driver if you can plug in your iPhone and play music
5. Your night's success depends on if you go home in an Uber SUV
6. You've texted, Facebooked and tweeted your Uber referral link to everyone you know
7. You've sucked it up and finally stopped asking your friends to split fares
8. You've ordered Seamless drunk from an Uber on your way home
9. You're pissed off when you order an UberX and end up with a minivan
10. You leave a 5-star review no matter how bad the driver is
11. Due to surge pricing, you've paid $100+ to go fewer than 7 blocks
12. You feel like you're playing the lottery when you select Uber Black Car and hope for a Mercedes
13. The rare times you do take a yellow cab, you always forget to pay
14. You can identify a car's make and model by its taillights
15. You've stopped getting into fights with random strangers over cabs
16. Since all Uber drivers open your door, you expect everyone else to
17. And most of all, you can't get over how fabulous you feel getting out of one
