1. Kitten Printers
Print your own live kittens claimed KODAK as they skilfully gamble on whether the web likes cats.
2. Help the big guy lube up
Santa’s lube sounds like a good idea. “Chimney Grease” to use the correct product name.
3. A bit like chicken, only magic
Sparkles taste pretty but I fear Firebox’s Unicorn Meat will never leave pre-order.
4. One Higgs Boson, please
Really the god particle? No! If you look closely you’ll see eBuyer are only offering a “Higgs Boson-like”. Cheaters.
5. A Flux Capacitor from DeLorean
A classic from the DeLorean Motor Company In the past you could order a flux capacitor, part number #18851985, from their online store.
Get Your Revenge!
Get your own back and re-prank the stores with some fictional shopping of your own.
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