1.
Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan
2.
House Majority Leader Eric Cantor
3.
Ohio Senator Rob Portman
4.
Former Senator Rick "The Rooster" Santorum
6.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney
7.
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo
10.
Former Utah Governor Jon Huntsman
11.
House Speaker John Boehner
12.
Former Congressman and MSNBC host Joe Scarborough
13.
Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann
14.
Former President George W. Bush
15.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid
16.
Former Governor Mike Huckabee
17.
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
18.
Kentucky Senator Rand Paul "Dissects A Cat"
19.
Obama Campaign Advisor David Axelrod
20.
DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz
21.
Former Vice President Al Gore
22.
Texas Congressman Ron Paul
23.
Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels
26.
Florida Governor Rick Scott
27.
Wisconsin Governor Scott "The Desperado" Walker
28.
Attorney General Eric Holder
29.
Former Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty
30.
House Minority Whip Steny Hoyer
31.
Illinois Congressman Joe Walsh
32.
Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren
33.
California Congressman Darrell Issa
34.
Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman
35.
Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown
36.
Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown
37.
California Congressman Kevin McCarthy
38.
Republican Presidential Nominee Mitt Romney
39.
Romney Advisor Stu Stevens
40.
Former Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell
41.
Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich
42.
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor
43.
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi
44.
Radio Host Glenn Beck
45.
Massachusetts Senator John Kerry
46.
Louisiana Senator David Vitter
47.
MSNBC Host Rachel Maddow
48.
California Senator Barbara Boxer
49.
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer
50.
Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius
51.
Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta
52.
California Congressman Dana Rohrabacher
53.
Idaho Governor Butch Otter
54.
Arizona Senator John McCain
55.
Maine Governor Paul LePage
56.
Nevada Governor Brian Sandoval
57.
Former Vice President Dan Quayle
58.
California Congressman Henry Waxman
59.
Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano
60.
Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld
61.
Utah Congressman Jason Chaffetz
62.
South Carolina Senator Jim DeMint
63.
Pennsylvania Senator Pat Toomey
64.
Georgia Senator Saxby Chambliss
65.
Former Virginia Governor Tim Kaine
66.
Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito
67.
Indiana Senator Richard Lugar
68.
Democratic Strategist Paul Begala
69.
Former First Lady Laura Bush
