Buzz·Posted on 15 Apr 201517 Things All Christians In India Are Tired Of HearingYep, you're right. We're all from Goa.by Andre BorgesBuzzFeed India ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. "Oh you're Christian, so you're from Goa?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. "Oh, you got into (highly respected college). Must be Catholic quota." View this photo on Instagram 3. "What do you mean your WHOLE wedding is just one day?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. "Are you the kind that believes in Jesus or not?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. "What do you mean you don't like wine? Isn't that what Jesus drank?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. "If you're Christian, that means you're Catholic, right?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. "So how many exorcisms have you had?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. "So when are you going to meet the Pope?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. "What was it like going to a convent/Jesuit school?" 10. "Why are you out on a Sunday man? Shouldn't you be in church?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. "Aren't you supposed to have a cross in every room?" View this photo on Instagram 12. "What exactly do you do when you go for confession?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. "Can you make me some Sorpotel?" View this photo on Instagram 14. So you get drunk when you go for mass? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. "Why is your midnight mass before midnight?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. "Can you teach me how to jive/waltz?" 17. "I've read the Bible too, and I don't think that's what they meant." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF