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Literally Just 75 Random Tweets That'll Make You LOL, I Promise

Seriously, there's no theme 'cept hilarity.

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I don't know what Priyanka Chopra has told this baby but it seems his world has been rocked irrevocably

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When you try figuring out the difference between Shahi Paneer, Paneer Butter Masala, Paneer Labaabdaar and Paneer P… https://t.co/rpohUAbs4o

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Aajao yaar waapas Saritaji 🙏🏻

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Me at 15: Ek baar Moon pe jaana toh banta hai At 20: Will do a solo Euro trip pakka. At 25: Uber pool lunga toh chappan rupaiye bach jayenge

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so why is your dad's name Jackie? wait, don't answer that.

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When you can't decide whether you're playing the guitar or sitar.

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Finally revealed: Kendall Jenner had come to India for her lower back pain treatment.

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[Interview] Me: May I come in? Interviewer: Yes. Make yourself comfortable. Me: Aur bata gandu kya chal ra aaj kal

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Anything is possible in Bollywood. Like playing Basketball with a Football in Tennis dress on a Golf Course. #kudos

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That's some way of breaking the news...

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v cool that this international entertainer and actor got to meet priyanka chopra

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Review of Raabta: Just add "Kha" to the title.

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Ever had a dosa so big it sorted you into Gryffindor?

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When you say 'Daadhi mooch bana do' to your barber.

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Office jaake kamao, Salary dekhke LMAO.

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Melania Trump constantly looks like she's seen you somewhere but can't remember where.

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Priyanka Chopra: Get my Khakee Assistant: What? P: My khakee, khaakee... A: But you're already wearing it P: Gaadi ki chaabi la bhosadi ke.

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Queen: Welcome Modiji Modi: Hi..Abey ye toh Titanic wali hai na!!

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[Every Ranbir Kapoor movie poster shoot.] DIRECTOR: "Pretend that Ranbir cracked a hilarious joke!"

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"Truth or dare ?" Crush : Dare USA : fuck me India : taklu uncle ke sar pe tapli maar ke aa

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Why is Ritesh Desmukh our national migraine?

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Why are these mannequins doing the Ek Pal Ka Jeena step

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When you are about to start your chetak scooter and some say " Statue ".

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When you are going on a trip to Goa with family

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Bc MCQ me bhi is se zada choices hoti hai

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Replace Kanye by Bulleya and you have that atrocious Ranbir Kapoor song.

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Remember that kid meme? You'd be amazed what he looks like now... #indvaus

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I'm the one who's crazy about you! Oho!

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Lara's face Lara: OMG I just swallowed saltwater! Im going to hurl! Director: Keep acting! Lara: Oh, the passion!

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The original motherfuckin Starboy

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Obama: Listen carefully. Modi will come & tell u 'Please visit my country'. Don't fall in the trap by saying 'U too'

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Client: There's this misconception that people in UP can't speak English. Agency: Say no more.

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When you are trying to concentrate, but guys in the back sing 'Keh do na Keh do na, You are my Sonia'.

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Students: Ma'am ab toh baithne do, 1 ghanta ho gaya khade hue. Teacher: Chup chap seedhe khade raho Students:

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A group of relatives is called an interrogation.

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My dad copy pasted the birthday wish from my bank to wish me I can't even

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If you take the words 'Daaru', 'Gaadi' and 'Kudi' out of Punjabi songs, all you would have to listen to is 'oho x10'.

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Mom: why spend so much money on a lehenga you're only gonna wear once for ur wedding? Me:

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Texted 'Get well soon' to a guy who's in coma and 'Happy birthday' to my crush. The guy replied 'Thanks'

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*before sex* Ratan : are you ready, baby? Girlfriend :

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*Uber driver reaches girlfriend's elbow* Uber Driver: Haanji main clitoris pe aa gaya hoon.

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3 stages of having a crush 1. Staring at her 2. Thinking about her 3. Stalking her profile on social media

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Aman didn't die for you to marry this gora NAINA

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You vs the girl he tells you not to worry about

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Holy crap. Sushma Swaraj meeting John Kerry is literally a K3G rip off. They're wearing the same clothes also!

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Me: Brad and Angelina are getting divorced. Mom: Aur karo love marriage.

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When you give up on your day job long ago and now just daring your boss to fire you

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[Inferno trailer] Tom Hanks: "We've got to save the world" Irrfan Khan: "Jo Syska LED nahi lagate woh savings ki kya baat karenge"

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Me : *finally settles into bed* Bladder :

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Literally every place in Pune is a joke.

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If ever there's a dinosaur on the loose destroying the Taj Mahal people will still stare at the girl smoking on the sidewalk.

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Randeep Hooda auditioning for both chairs in Pretentious Movie Reviews.

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Whatever, ink cartridges, STOP WHINING AND START WORKING AGAIN, WE ARE ALL EMPTY INSIDE.

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The longest word in the English dictionary is mutualfundsaresubjecttomarketriskpleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting.

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Fifty Shades of Grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was from Delhi, it would be a Crime Patrol episode.

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What do you mean it's not working out? What are you, a Goa plan?

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Hollywood - And the Oscar goes to Bollywood - And the Sansui Colors Stardust Pan Parag Amba TMT Saria AsliMasaleSachSachMDHMDH Award goes to

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Last time when someone called me hot was when I was blocking a bengali girl's way in a metro.

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My attitude towards most things in life in one GIF