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    31 Solid Reasons You Should Never, Ever Visit India

    I'm serious. Never do it.

    1. Guys, let's have a chat about this India place everyone keeps talking about.

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    2. If anyone’s ever suggested that it's a beautiful country, and you should vacation there, they lied. It’s frikkin' horrible.

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    3. Seriously, it’s the absolute worst. I mean, just look at this god awful sunset.

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    4. Just look at this terrible view.

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    5. There totally aren't any dramatic landscapes.

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    6. Or picturesque ones either.

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    7. The view from the bottom isn't much better. Yuck.

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    8. There's no tranquility at all.

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    9. There's no way in hell anyone could enjoy such a sight.

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    10. I’m pretty sure lakes aren’t supposed to look this ugly.

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    11. And what kind of crappy waterfall is this?

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    12. India really needs to up its beauty game.

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    13. The world has so many better views to offer than this.

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    14. What is this garbage.

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    15. Look at this ugly-ass fort.

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    16. Where's the majestic beauty?

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    17. It’s not like India has any great architectural wonders either.

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    18. There are at least six wonders of the world that are more beautiful than this eyesore.

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    19. And please don’t get me started on the beaches.

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    20. This is just disgusting.

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    21. How unattractive is this place?

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    22. How about this one?

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    23. How can anyone appreciate a place so awful?

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    24. Short answer: they can't.

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    25. I’m really sorry I have to subject you to these unbearable photos of this horrible, horrible country.

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    26. There are no redeeming qualities. I mean, it's not like there's any majestic wildlife to speak of either.

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    27. Look at this totally normal, seen-in-every-continent, white cat lazing around.

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    28. Look at this totally unattractive, completely unnecessary blue city.

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    29. Nope, there's absolutely no reason any sane person would ever want to come here.

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    30. And why should you? There's not even one reason to.

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    31. Nope, none whatsoever.

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