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    31 Solid Reasons You Should Never, Ever Visit India

    I'm serious. Never do it.

    1. Guys, let's have a chat about this India place everyone keeps talking about.

    2. If anyone’s ever suggested that it's a beautiful country, and you should vacation there, they lied. It’s frikkin' horrible.

    3. Seriously, it’s the absolute worst. I mean, just look at this god awful sunset.

    4. Just look at this terrible view.

    5. There totally aren't any dramatic landscapes.

    6. Or picturesque ones either.

    7. The view from the bottom isn't much better. Yuck.

    8. There's no tranquility at all.

    9. There's no way in hell anyone could enjoy such a sight.

    10. I’m pretty sure lakes aren’t supposed to look this ugly.

    11. And what kind of crappy waterfall is this?

    12. India really needs to up its beauty game.

    13. The world has so many better views to offer than this.

    14. What is this garbage.

    15. Look at this ugly-ass fort.

    16. Where's the majestic beauty?

    17. It’s not like India has any great architectural wonders either.

    18. There are at least six wonders of the world that are more beautiful than this eyesore.

    19. And please don’t get me started on the beaches.

    20. This is just disgusting.

    21. How unattractive is this place?

    22. How about this one?

    23. How can anyone appreciate a place so awful?

    24. Short answer: they can't.

    25. I’m really sorry I have to subject you to these unbearable photos of this horrible, horrible country.

    26. There are no redeeming qualities. I mean, it's not like there's any majestic wildlife to speak of either.

    27. Look at this totally normal, seen-in-every-continent, white cat lazing around.

    28. Look at this totally unattractive, completely unnecessary blue city.

    29. Nope, there's absolutely no reason any sane person would ever want to come here.

    30. And why should you? There's not even one reason to.

    31. Nope, none whatsoever.