1. What's with the weather changing without any warning whatsoever?
2. How does your fountain tap into every single emotion I've ever felt?
3. Why is the elevator ride up to the Burj Khalifa like a rave?
4. Why do you have to walk a kilometre to get inside Dubai Mall from it's own metro station?
5. Why are there so many buildings under construction?
6. How many more high-rises do you need exactly?
7. How is every frame around this city so perfectly Instagrammable?
8. Why is everything inside malls?
Ski slop! Inside a mall. Ice-skating rink! Inside a mall. Aquarium! No prizes for guessing where.