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Hugh Hefner Allegedly Going to Die Alone
Hearsay abounds at the Playboy Mansion! Hef is rumored to have lost his third girlfriend this month, with Bridget "the Smart One" Marquardt leaving the be-robed sugar daddy to shack up with...Marisa Tomei's ex. Kendra "the Dumb One" Wilkinson is also said to have moved on to a Philadelphia Eagle, and Holly "the Boring One" Madison supposedly ran off with magician Criss Angel.
