If by some fiat I had to restrict all this writing to one sentence, this is the one I would choose: The summit of Mt. Everest is marine limestone.
I aspire to be the Washington correspondent for Highlights magazine. I won my sixth grade spelling bee. I write about toilets for a living. I like late night snacks and the beach in winter. My friends are fun and odd and amazing and great.
I know a lot of inoffensive jokes involving small animals.