Andrea

Looking forward to hanging out with my girl Aloy again.

What kind of weirdo thinks midwesterners eat a lot of corn? Most of that corn is for corn syrup and corn oil and other corn based products. I eat like, one ear of corn a summer if that.

I have so many questions about the eels in the booty. First off, why? secondly, how? thirdly, living or dead? Lastly, why?. I feel why need to be explained twice.

You can get Dairy Milk here in the US and it's just labeled milk chocolate. I used it to make my dad a chocolate orange tart for his birthday last month.

If you're in Chicago, I have a girl. she's mixed race and does an awesome job. What is funny is that Samantha and I have very similar hair and it was just random happenstance that the salon I had a gift card for assigned me to her.

Same here in Chicago. I can go in, order the coffee, then leave. Restaurants are pick up and delivery only. Clubs are not open, though a bunch of illegal pop up underground clubs have been busted. *sigh*

I always see a bad movie around my birthday (2/7) because it's where movies go to die. Except for that one year when Deadpool came out then I saw something good around my birthday. Sadly, I don't think I'll be going to see a shitty movie this year.

But they have a whole news section. With legit news articles! Why are you in the "my brain is dead from the world and I just want to read something ridiculous" part of Buzzfeed?

yes, but it's not some phrase everyone says so to use it as an example of something everyone in America says is incorrect. I've been an American all my almost 44 years and have lived in IN, MA and IL.

What the hell is criss cross applesauce? That has to be some regional shit.