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Me too! Are we tuning into future powerball results or am I gonna see something awful that I obsess and worry over til it happens? I chose past. You?

Stuck in an elevator w all your exes? So, who here has had sex w me? 😂

Ummm - did anyone else happen to notice that B “Franklestein” looks like she’s smuggling gum balls in her face?? Otherwise ~ who gaf about this? Seriously

Out of the mouths of 2 has beens (never should’ve beens Imo anyway) pandering for another second of “fame”…must be time to re-up the Botox.

Driving ~Obey the rules of the road asshat. Cyclist who blatantly ignore said rules and ride the wrong way up a one way, through red lights, into traffic etc… Extreme anything ~ political views, religion, exercise, whatever & no I don’t fooking want to hear about it, no, you’re not… Read More

Ffs, not everything requires a selfie! The sincerity of what is probably (🤞🏼) heartfelt upset/sentiment is tainted and cheapened by the accompanying photo op. Nope

The preferred method of silent revenge on a group of jerks in a restaurant . Lol

As a customer shopping where another customer is acting snooty or entitled I’ll randomly stop them and ask them where an item is located then act all perplexed when they inform me they don’t work there. Can’t stand that shit lol. Having grown up in restaurants ~ 99.7% of us never… Read More

I make a version of what’s known as Texas caviar. Black beans, corn, red orange and yellow peppers, red onion all diced, minced garlic, lime juice, cilantro, red wine vinegar & olive oil. Salt & cracked black pepper to taste. Served w scoop tortilla chips. It’s refreshing and so… Read More

All I can think of is Anthony Hopkins and Jodie Foster in SOTL Do you smell that? I’m wearing Eau de Vag ‘75 Hard pass