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    32 Things That'll Make You Say, "Well, There Goes All My Money"

    Including protein-rich milk carton sheet masks, playing cards for Hogwarts rejects, a coffee cleansing stick that smells like happiness, and more! Much more!

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    1. Alcohol-free sheet masks infused with milk extract and protein to hydrate, soften, and cleanse your largest organ β€” YOUR SKIN! And the scents? Delicious.

    2. Uno cards that provide the perfect consolation game for anyone who straight-up sucks at Wizard's Chess. And unless your name is Ron Weasley, it's likely you fall into this category.

    3. The Burn Cookbook β€” a recipe book complete with delicious dishes that tie in with Mean Girls so freakin' well. The Fetch-uccini Alfredo, for example, looks extremely delicious and extremely full of carbs.

    4. A cocoon-like cardigan currently running low on patience. It's sick of the whole cocoon thing! It wants to morph into a butterfly RIGHT NOW.

    5. A deep conditioner to give your (likely damaged, no offense) locks some extra TLC. This keratin-infused formula will detangle, nourish, smooth, and strengthen your 'do in a jiffy.

    6. A stainless steel whistling kettle so great, Kermit will refuse to sip tea brewed in anything else. This nifty thing is designed with an easy-pour spout, a stay-cool handle, and a removable lid that makes it SUPER easy to clean.

    7. A hair brush designed with flexible bristles that will detangle your (very tangled) 'do without painfully pulling chunks of hair out in the process.

    8. Anklet socks featuring a post-Sanderson Thackery Binx. ~Twist the bones and then the back *michikabfhjr turn him into a sock michikabrhjgjeg* ~

    9. Vinyl nail wraps to trick everyone into thinking you've got a steady hand and the touch of an artist. Manicures? You can **wink** do 'em yourself!

    10. A dishwasher- and microwave-safe Doctor Who mug based off of the Dalek blueprints. Drinking from architecture! Who knew you would ever have such an experience!

    11. A gorgeous tube jumpsuit perfect for that fancy event you (unfortunately) already RSVP'ed to. Weddings! Birthday parties! Whatever the HECK else you have going on!

    12. A coconut + coffee cleansing stick you'll want to add to your AM routine. This stuff will ~wake up~ your skin like a cup of caffeine and is super hydrating, meaning your foundation will GLIDE on, I tell ya!

    13. A hardcover journal that will have any Tim Burton aficionado screaming BEETLEJUICE uncontrollably. Three times, at the very least.

    14. A cozy sweatshirt with a trendy graphic design β€” this means that you can wear this every darn day and look ~chic~ at the same time. A total win win!

    15. An electronics organizer guaranteed to have you looking up at the heavens, the phrase "thank you" on your lips. Every cord, every charger, every portable charger, every iPad β€” organized. All in one place. Just like that.

    16. An eight-piece glass set you'll be able to blissfully stick in the dishwasher. Washing drinking cups by hand? What is this, THE MEDIEVAL TIMES?

    17. High-rise jeans featuring a lace-up design and a reinforced, no-gap waistband that won't stretch out after .5 wears. Goodbye, bright underwear saying hello to the world!

    18. Whiskey in a Teacup by my favorite gal, Reese Witherspoon. Read about her life growing up in the south and all the fun tidbits of info she learned along the way β€” the recipe for mouth-watering cheddar biscuits, for example.

    19. A white pen that works harder than Fifth Harmony (RIP) to restore the grout between your tiles. Now I don't like to use the word "magic" too often, but let's just say that this is something I could see being pulled out of a top hat. Like a rabbit!

    20. Splurge-worthy over-the-knee boots with a GINORMOUS ego. The amount of compliments they receive? It's ridiculous. But hey, at least they're gorgeous to look at.

    21. An essential oil diffuser complete with LED lights, fourteen color options, and up to 12 hours of continuous diffusion β€” meaning you won't have to refill this puppy every other minute!

    22. A cotton bralette to give your breast friends some subtle support without compromising comfort in the process.

    23. A ceramic cookware set complete with all the tools you need to make any and every delicious dish you have seen prepared on the internet. HELLO, BUZZFEED TASTY VIDEOS!!!

    24. A basic cardigan you can layer over any darn outfit in your closet. This is the perfect piece of clothing to keep at your freezing cold office.

    25. A dry shampoo capable of fooling everyone into thinking that you actually shampooed and conditioned last night. HA! If they only knew the truth...

    26. A straight-cut woven dress so gorgeous and inexpensive, you'll be tempted to buy it in all five colors. Should you give in to that temptation? Absolutely.

    27. A ~spooky~ soy candle for all incense devotees. This little luxury smells like bergamot, blood orange, and lemongrass, with notes of patchouli, sandalwood, and black pepper.

    28. A sturdy five-hook floating rack to hang all the scarves, hats, and tote bags that would otherwise clutter up your bedroom floor.

    29. Matcha: A Lifestyle Guide AKA a book dedicated to all πŸ‘ things πŸ‘ matcha πŸ‘. Matcha lattes! Matcha cocktails! Matcha meringue pies! The list goes on and on.

    30. Prescription glasses complete with adjustable nose pads to guarantee the perfect fit. PLUS! Can we talk about how gorgeous these are? I mean, truly G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S.

    31. A luxe rosemary eucalyptus soap bar with a rich, moisturizing lather that will turn every single shower into a straight-up spa visit.

    32. A sweatshirt made from a ridiculously cozy material that you would want to hibernate in. If you were a bear, of course.

    Me, failing to steer clear from my savings account yet again:

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