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    32 Things That'll Make You Say, "Well, There Goes All My Money"

    Including protein-rich milk carton sheet masks, playing cards for Hogwarts rejects, a coffee cleansing stick that smells like happiness, and more! Much more!

    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI β€” prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    1. Alcohol-free sheet masks infused with milk extract and protein to hydrate, soften, and cleanse your largest organ β€” YOUR SKIN! And the scents? Delicious. / Via @apieu_us

    Coffee, coconut, banana, green tea, strawberry, and regular milk? WHO SAID INGESTING THE RECOMMENDED DAILY DOSE OF CALCIUM WAS HARD?

    Get a pack of seven from Amazon for $7.84.

    2. Uno cards that provide the perfect consolation game for anyone who straight-up sucks at Wizard's Chess. And unless your name is Ron Weasley, it's likely you fall into this category.


    Get it from Amazon for $5.99.

    3. The Burn Cookbook β€” a recipe book complete with delicious dishes that tie in with Mean Girls so freakin' well. The Fetch-uccini Alfredo, for example, looks extremely delicious and extremely full of carbs. / Via @jonathandbennett

    Promising review: ""This is the cookbook I never knew I needed! The instructions are easy to follow and the ingredients are easy to find. Kraft mac and cheese for cheese balls? Awesome! Jonathan Bennett and Nikki Martin gave us the perfect parody cookbook. This is such a great buy and well worth the price." β€”Darrell Nelson

    Get it from Amazon for $15.

    4. A cocoon-like cardigan currently running low on patience. It's sick of the whole cocoon thing! It wants to morph into a butterfly RIGHT NOW.


    Get it from Nordstrom for $29.40 (originally $49, available in sizes XXS-XXL).

    5. A deep conditioner to give your (likely damaged, no offense) locks some extra TLC. This keratin-infused formula will detangle, nourish, smooth, and strengthen your 'do in a jiffy. / Via @itsa10haircare

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

    6. A stainless steel whistling kettle so great, Kermit will refuse to sip tea brewed in anything else. This nifty thing is designed with an easy-pour spout, a stay-cool handle, and a removable lid that makes it SUPER easy to clean.


    Get it from BuzzFeed's Goodful line, exclusively at Macy's for $39.99 (originally $56.99).

    7. A hair brush designed with flexible bristles that will detangle your (very tangled) 'do without painfully pulling chunks of hair out in the process. / Via @thewetbrush

    These magic bristles can be used to comb through both wet and dry hair.

    Get it from Amazon for $7.47 (available in 11 colors).

    8. Anklet socks featuring a post-Sanderson Thackery Binx. ~Twist the bones and then the back *michikabfhjr turn him into a sock michikabrhjgjeg* ~


    Get them from Amazon for $9.99.

    9. Vinyl nail wraps to trick everyone into thinking you've got a steady hand and the touch of an artist. Manicures? You can **wink** do 'em yourself!


    These vegan, non-toxic wraps come in a set of 24 and are super easy to apply. Just heat them up with a hair dryer, stick 'em on your nails, and file off the excess. They won't smudge or budge like regular nail polish! And when you want to take them off? Just apply heat via a blow dryer and peel!

    Get it from So Gloss on Etsy for $8.

    10. A dishwasher- and microwave-safe Doctor Who mug based off of the Dalek blueprints. Drinking from architecture! Who knew you would ever have such an experience!


    Get it from Amazon for $15.95.

    11. A gorgeous tube jumpsuit perfect for that fancy event you (unfortunately) already RSVP'ed to. Weddings! Birthday parties! Whatever the HECK else you have going on!

    Forever 21

    Get it from Forever 21 for $35 (available in sizes 1X-3X and in two colors).

    12. A coconut + coffee cleansing stick you'll want to add to your AM routine. This stuff will ~wake up~ your skin like a cup of caffeine and is super hydrating, meaning your foundation will GLIDE on, I tell ya! / Via @yesto

    Promising review: "LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! Removes makeup, softens skin, smells invigorating. And I love the rollup dispenser!" β€”Kelly Rogers

    Get it from Amazon for $4.74.

    13. A hardcover journal that will have any Tim Burton aficionado screaming BEETLEJUICE uncontrollably. Three times, at the very least.


    Get it from Amazon for $17.06.

    14. A cozy sweatshirt with a trendy graphic design β€” this means that you can wear this every darn day and look ~chic~ at the same time. A total win win! / Via @hm

    Get it from H&M for $24.99 (available in sizes XS-XL and in three colors).

    15. An electronics organizer guaranteed to have you looking up at the heavens, the phrase "thank you" on your lips. Every cord, every charger, every portable charger, every iPad β€” organized. All in one place. Just like that.


    Don't have that many electronics? 'Tis fine. Use this as a cosmetics organizer instead!

    Get it from Amazon for $16.49.

    16. An eight-piece glass set you'll be able to blissfully stick in the dishwasher. Washing drinking cups by hand? What is this, THE MEDIEVAL TIMES?


    Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

    17. High-rise jeans featuring a lace-up design and a reinforced, no-gap waistband that won't stretch out after .5 wears. Goodbye, bright underwear saying hello to the world!

    Free People

    Get them from Free People for $98 (available in sizes 24-34 and in two colors).

    18. Whiskey in a Teacup by my favorite gal, Reese Witherspoon. Read about her life growing up in the south and all the fun tidbits of info she learned along the way β€” the recipe for mouth-watering cheddar biscuits, for example.


    Get it from Amazon for $20.99.

    19. A white pen that works harder than Fifth Harmony (RIP) to restore the grout between your tiles. Now I don't like to use the word "magic" too often, but let's just say that this is something I could see being pulled out of a top hat. Like a rabbit!


    Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

    20. Splurge-worthy over-the-knee boots with a GINORMOUS ego. The amount of compliments they receive? It's ridiculous. But hey, at least they're gorgeous to look at.

    River Island

    Get them from River Island for $150 (available in sizes 4-11 and in three colors).

    21. An essential oil diffuser complete with LED lights, fourteen color options, and up to 12 hours of continuous diffusion β€” meaning you won't have to refill this puppy every other minute!

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $65.

    22. A cotton bralette to give your breast friends some subtle support without compromising comfort in the process.


    Get it from Aerie for $9.57 (originally $15.95, available in sizes XXS-XXL and in six colors).

    23. A ceramic cookware set complete with all the tools you need to make any and every delicious dish you have seen prepared on the internet. HELLO, BUZZFEED TASTY VIDEOS!!!


    This set can handle temperatures that are hotter than Hades (they are oven safe up to 450Β°F), are made with a non-stick coating that makes 'em easy to clean, and YES! They're dishwasher-safe.

    So what does this cookware set include? A fry pan, a saucepan with a lid, a grill pan, a saucepan with a lid, a jumbo cooker with a lid and a helper handle, a dutch oven with a lid, and a recipe booklet!

    Get it from BuzzFeed's Goodful line, exclusively at Macy's for $149.99 (originally $214.99).

    24. A basic cardigan you can layer over any darn outfit in your closet. This is the perfect piece of clothing to keep at your freezing cold office.


    Get it from Amazon for $18.23+ (available in sizes S-XL and in three colors).

    25. A dry shampoo capable of fooling everyone into thinking that you actually shampooed and conditioned last night. HA! If they only knew the truth...


    "It's been 84 years..."

    Get it from Nordstrom for $13+.

    26. A straight-cut woven dress so gorgeous and inexpensive, you'll be tempted to buy it in all five colors. Should you give in to that temptation? Absolutely.


    Get it from H&M for $19.99 (available in sizes 0-18 and in five colors).

    27. A ~spooky~ soy candle for all incense devotees. This little luxury smells like bergamot, blood orange, and lemongrass, with notes of patchouli, sandalwood, and black pepper.


    Get it from Bijou for $9+ (available in two sizes).

    28. A sturdy five-hook floating rack to hang all the scarves, hats, and tote bags that would otherwise clutter up your bedroom floor.


    Get it from Amazon for $29.99+ (available in three sizes and five colors).

    29. Matcha: A Lifestyle Guide AKA a book dedicated to all πŸ‘ things πŸ‘ matcha πŸ‘. Matcha lattes! Matcha cocktails! Matcha meringue pies! The list goes on and on.


    Plus, the book itself is so darn pretty.

    Get it from Amazon for $17.

    30. Prescription glasses complete with adjustable nose pads to guarantee the perfect fit. PLUS! Can we talk about how gorgeous these are? I mean, truly G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S. / Via @macyfran

    Get them from Warby Parker for $145+ (lenses included, available in two colors).

    31. A luxe rosemary eucalyptus soap bar with a rich, moisturizing lather that will turn every single shower into a straight-up spa visit. / Via @lafco

    This cruelty-free concoction is formulated with olive oil, almond oil and rice protein to cleanse your skin without drying it out in the process.

    Get it from Amazon for $17.

    32. A sweatshirt made from a ridiculously cozy material that you would want to hibernate in. If you were a bear, of course.

    Iconic Duo

    Get it from Iconic Duo for $42 (available in sizes S-L as well as "Phoebe" and "Monica" versions).

    Me, failing to steer clear from my savings account yet again:

    Universal Pictures

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